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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

WeddingDressWarsMC

Apology, autistic, black tie, Communication, dark blue dress, dress code, family conflict, fashion, formal wear, misunderstanding, reception, sarcasm, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, social event, special occasion, wedding attire, wedding dress, WeddingDressWarsMC, white dress

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Are you tired of boring wedding dresses that you’ll only wear once? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and wear your “wedding dress” anytime you want!

Our server is perfect for those who want to break tradition and wear whatever dress they please, even if it’s dark blue and has been worn to multiple events. No judgment here, just fun and freedom to express yourself!

Join now and experience the thrill of wearing your “wedding dress” to every occasion, just like one player who wore hers to her sister’s wedding. The drama that ensued was epic, with misunderstandings, shouting, and awkward moments galore. But hey, at least no one else noticed what dress she was wearing, right?

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure on a Minecraft server where anything goes, join us today! Who knows what crazy fashion choices and misunderstandings await you!

GrassBlockGalore

Blessings, common occurrence, commonplace, Daily Life, everyday, everyday moments, Experience, familiarity, GrassBlockGalore, Gratitude, habitual, mundane, normalcy, ordinary, Overlooked, regular, Routine, simple pleasures, take for granted, unappreciated, usual

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you break turns into a piece of chocolate cake! Yes, you read that right – delicious, moist chocolate cake just waiting for you to devour. But be careful, because if you eat too much cake, your character might get a little…plump.

Not only that, but on this server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing llamas appears out of nowhere to serenade you with their angelic voices. And if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, they will follow you around and spit confetti at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! The sky on this server is always filled with flying pigs, who drop golden apples wherever they go. And if you manage to catch one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical pig fairy who lives in the clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most delicious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

40 rockets, airstrikes, Attack, Border dispute, Conflict, escalation, FIRED, hezbollah, international news, Israeli border, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, violence

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come join our epic minecraft server where we launch 40 rockets into northern israel from lebanon every hour for some wild pvp action! build your base, defend against the rockets, and conquer the land like a true warrior! plus, if you survive the chaos, you get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes! what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CraftyCommiesWarzone

citizenship, combat deployment, Conflict, conscription, CraftyCommiesWarzone, drafted, eastern europe, foreign policy, government response, international relations, Military Action, military recruitment, military service, naturalized, official statement, political tensions, Russian army, Russian citizens, security concerns, Ukrainian conflict, war in Ukraine

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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

ToiletToucheCraft

bathroom design, bathroom etiquette, cleanliness, cultural norms, genital contact, Human Behavior, hygiene, involuntary touch, Language, male anatomy, men’s restroom, personal space, public facilities, public toilet, restroom habits, sanitation, social norms, specific name, toilet bowl, ToiletToucheCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret hidden treasure chest in every single public toilet bowl on the server! And get this, the exact spot where dudes touch their junk on the toilet bowl has magical powers that give you super strength in the game! Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and toilet bowl treasure hunts!

Complexity Origins SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions raiding, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Complexity Origins SMP, A Modded Minecraft (running fabric) smp with origins, factions, claims, server side anticheat and anti x-ray. mods listed in discord server.

complexityorigins.ddns.net

Ectoria

Biomes, Economy, Ectoria, Minecraft, new season, PvP, Server, Structures, Survival

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Join the new season of the Ectoria server, discover an unimaginable world with more than 70 new biomes, revisited structures.

91.197.6.31:25692

Just Some More Pineapples – a vanilla SMP server with a pinch of salt! 1.21 is the seasoning 😉

Age 18+, Community, Discord, Fabric, forever.., Friends, Join, Jux2, long term, Message, Minecraft, Mods, No Reset, Optimize, Performance, Pinch, Pineapples, player tag, progress, Projects, salt, Seasoning, Server, smp, tight-knit, Vanilla

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	JSMP
Owner	Juju
Age Requirement	18+
Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	No-Reset Server
Community Focus	Long term players, building a tight-knit community

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, please message Juju on Discord with the player tag “Jux2”. Juju will guide you through the process of joining.

2. What mods are installed on the server?

The server runs on Fabric 1.21 with mods designed to optimize and improve performance. Specific mod details can be provided by Juju upon request.

3. Will my progress be reset on this server?

No, this is a No-Reset Server, which means that your work and progress on your projects will stay forever.

4. What is the age requirement to join?

Players aged 18 or over are welcome to join the JSMP community.

5. How can I make friends on the server?

Building a tight-knit community with long-term players is the focus of JSMP. Interact with other players, participate in community events, and join Discord channels to connect with others.

GameOnCrafts Minecraft Server

Athletics, Competition, ENJOYERS, Entertainment, GameOnCrafts, Gaming, leisure, Management, Minecraft, multiplayer, physical activity, Recreation, Rts, Server, simulation, skill-building, sport games, sports, Sportsmanship, strategy, teamwork, video games, virtual

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sport games are a thing of the past and RTS/management is the name of the game! Join us for the most epic battles and hilarious shenanigans as we build, mine, and conquer our way to victory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. And they are not to be messed with.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

WeddingSnapzCraft

being paid, Camera, dress up, fake cry, family event, family groups, family pictures, favorite cousin, get together, good pictures, reception, smart Alec, social media, taking pictures, terrible pictures, Tripod, Video recording, wedding party, wedding photography, WeddingSnapzCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any camera-shy players like at that family wedding! Our server is filled with players who know how to strike a pose and smile for the camera, making every screenshot a masterpiece.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we capture the best memories in the world of Minecraft. No more looking away from the camera or telling the photographer to shut up – on our server, everyone is a star!

And if you ever need a reminder of what a camera is, just look for the big black thing on the tripod. It only takes still images, so no need to worry about accidentally recording a video. Unless, of course, you want to show off your best dance moves in front of the camera!

So come join us on our server, where the pictures are always perfect and the laughs never stop. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in the world of Minecraft? See you there!

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mines Excavated:	2906
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Alien Abductions:	0

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Farms Harvested:	770
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

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FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

2. What mods are installed on the server?

3. Will my progress be reset on this server?

4. What is the age requirement to join?

5. How can I make friends on the server?