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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 214 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
| Potions Brewed: | 123 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
so, like, ukraine is all like “nah bro, we ain’t gonna recognize those occupied territories as part of russia, ya feel me?” and zelenskyy is all like “yeah, we ain’t about that life, we gonna keep it real in ukraine, yo.”
join our minecraft server cuz we got crazy stuff goin’ on, like, one time this dude built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, no joke.
and, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.
plus, we have epic pvp battles where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death, winner takes all the loot.
so come join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, ukraine style!
