Thomas DeLauer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	159	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2903
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7984	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	5693
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Buildings Constructed:	37
Secret Passages Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	131
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Dimension Hops:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8558
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!