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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2025 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!