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CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCrossroads, criticism, crossroads of history, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, leadership, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Politics, Protesters, Server, Speech, U.S. support, useful idiots, world events

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Ores Mined:	1995	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

comparison, Congress address, controversy, CraftyCreeperCongress, criticism, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government address, historical event, international relations, Israel, Netanyahu, Oct 7, Pearl Harbor, political statement, prime minister, Protesters, public address, Speech, united states, world leaders

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1216
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

best, Diagnosis, Doc, Dwarfs, DwarvenDocMD, fairytale, fictional characters, Friends, good doctor, Healthcare, Medical, medical history, narcolepsy, patient care, seven dwarves, sleep disorder, sleepy, sneezing, Sneezy, Symptoms, Treatment, unmanaged

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	208
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

Ag-driven, AgDriven, CD8+ T cell, Cell Proliferation, cells, chronic disease, clonal expansion, fatty liver disease, immune response, immune system, inflammation, liver damage, liver disease, liver health, liver inflammation, mash, MashCraft, metabolic disorders, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic syndrome, obesity-related, steatohepatitis, T-Cell activation

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

antipsychotic, Bensedin, benzodiazepine, daily routine, dosage, Eftil, Healthcare, Leponex, long-term treatment, medication, MediCraft, meds, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Mood stabilizer, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, psychiatric medication, Server, side effects, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	2360
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

90, alcohol, cleaning, cleaning products, crawling, disinfectant, Disturbing, flashed, hallucination, health, iso, IsoFlasher90, Mental, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Perception, Reality, sanitation, smp, surfaces, Visual, walls, WIPING

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

30s, acquaintance, aita, awkward, bar, C word, children, Considerate, Conversation, dog, Friends, funny story, gasped, Kids, KidzCraft, Leave, Minecraft, new girlfriend, phrased better, previous marriage, Server, split friends, Wife

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Potions Brewed:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	283
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	768
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

access to healthcare, affordable care act, CraftyCare, Government, healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare economics, healthcare inequality, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, HealthQuest, insurance, opinion, Politics, public health, resistance, socialized medicine, united states, universal healthcare

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.