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NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7046	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	New Chunks Explored:	694710
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	305	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3376	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mines Excavated:	2104	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	176	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	4

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4669
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Farms Harvested:	698	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!