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ZombieCraft: Where Dead Space meets Minecraft! #RIPDeadSpace #ZombieNation #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	277
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4082
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of fighting creepy aliens in dark, spooky spaceship corridors? Come join our Minecraft server where you can battle adorable blocky zombies and skeletons in bright, colorful worlds!

Our server is like Calisto on steroids, with epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with square-shaped worlds as you are.

Say goodbye to the horrors of Dead Space and hello to the laughs and good times on our server. Who needs an intergalactic horror show when you can have a blocky paradise? Join us now and experience the true joy of blocky survival!

CheetohCraft: Insurrection Edition! 🧀💥🤣 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with those pesky magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglicans stealing your fisa left and right? Well, fear not, because on our server, we’ve got a special anti-magat cheetoh hitler lover insurrectionist rethuglican forcefield to keep them at bay! Join us and protect your fisa at all costs while building the most epic creations in all of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough fisa, you might just unlock the secret to unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffykins. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fisa protection begin! 🛡️🐲✨

CraftyBeez Minecraft Club: Buzzing with Fun and Adventure! #CraftyCraze

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Towns Built:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of pretending to be a bookworm just to impress your matches on dating apps? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and show off your fake literary interests in a virtual world where nobody can fact-check you. Gain credibility by building impressive book-themed structures and impressing other players with your extensive knowledge of non-existent novels. Who needs real books when you have a Minecraft library to show off? Join now and let your fake intellectual side shine!

SportyCraft: A Manga Fan’s Paradise! #ObsessedWithSportsAnime #GetYourGameOn #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9496
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dimension Hops:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for sports manga lovers!

Imagine playing Minecraft while being surrounded by characters from your favorite sports manga series. Want to play soccer with Captain Tsubasa or go on a quest with the volleyball team from Haikyuu? On our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who share your love for sports manga. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world – join our server today!

VanishCraft – Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Disappearing 😂✨ #minecraftserver #byebyepedophiles

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of dealing with creepy pedophiles on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, all pedophiles magically vanish as soon as they log on! It’s like they never existed in the first place! Join us for a pedo-free gaming experience unlike any other. Just watch out for the occasional unicorn stampede in spawn…they’re harmless, but they do have a tendency to photobomb your screenshots!

ZoomerCraft: Where Zoomers Rule! #MinecraftMadness #TrendyTeens #PixelPower

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and boomers? Look no further, because on our server, we only cater to the most epic and legendary zoomers out there! Join us and experience a world where memes reign supreme and trolling is a way of life.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater civilizations. Swim with these majestic creatures and learn the ways of the underwater builders.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every new player gets their very own pet creeper to roam around with them and blow things up on command. Want to impress your friends with your explosive sidekick? Look no further than our server!

So come on down and join us for the most meme-tastic and dolphin-filled experience of your Minecraft life. Don’t be a normie, be a part of our epic zoomer community today!

VtuberCraft: Anon’s LOLZ Server – Trendy & Hilarious Gaming Fun with Youtubers Galore! Join Now for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Alright listen up, fellow gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blocks are made of solid gold and the mobs drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business? Well, look no further, because our server is literally LIT with bling bling!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is none other than a magical llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of llama jousting. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where you can find enchanted gear that’ll make you invincible in PvP battles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to a tribe of flying pigs who will guide you on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon and claim its treasure. Plus, every full moon, a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows opens up for a limited time only.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

SoulzCraft: Unnecessary Games Galore – Join Now for a Laugh!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Divine Spears Created:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ores Mined:	1815
Mines Excavated:	1950	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and insane challenges that will have you questioning reality itself.

Imagine a world where every block is out to get you, where every creeper has a secret agenda, and where diamonds are more elusive than the Loch Ness Monster. That’s right, on our server, nothing is as it seems and everything will keep you on your toes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the souls games can’t compete. We’re talking Demons souls, Dark souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, and even Elden Ring are just rip-offs of our Minecraft world. Why settle for imitation when you can have the real deal?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The blocks are watching…👀🔥

BoomerCraft: ‘Thank Biden you old f**k’ Edition

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers full of try-hards and noobs? Well, thank Biden you old fuck, because we’ve got the craziest server around! Join us and experience a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin).

But that’s not all! Our server is run by a team of elite llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Need a castle built in record time? No problem, our llama builders have got you covered. And when it comes to PvP, our llama warriors are unbeatable – they spit so much fire, they make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of the wildest, wackiest Minecraft community out there? Thank Biden you old fuck, and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

DankCraft: >go outside and see a fat Mexican holding… #minecraftlolz #trendyservers #memesfordays

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about fat Mexicans and incels? Look no further, because our server is filled with beautiful white girls with luscious black hair who are just waiting to hold hands with you – no paypig or cuck excuses allowed! Join us and let’s all make it together, ugly bastards unite! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and some TNT for those pesky creepers.