Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!
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PrivatizedPiggy Minecraft SMP
Lolz, so like, this Minecraft SMP is like the craziest place to be, bro! We got energy, water, and rail services that are fully privatised, just like Britain! But get this, we pay the most for each of these in the whole continent! Why? Because we like to live life on the edge, man! Join us and experience the thrill of overpaying for basic services while building epic Minecraft creations! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form! Don’t miss out, join now and become part of the madness! -
TimeWarpKids7
Alternate Reality, childhood memories, Consciousness, Decision making, hypothetical scenarios, Inner child, introspection, life choices, life regrets, memory lane, mental time travel, mind experiment, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, philosophical questions, self reflection, time machine, Time paradox, time travel, TimeWarpKids7Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of being 7 years old? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building epic castles and battling dragons with the wisdom of your adult self. Plus, we have a secret time machine hidden in the depths of the Nether that can transport you to different eras in Minecraft history. Join us for a wild ride through time and nostalgia! -
MineCraftyPolitics
business dealings, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, MineCraftyPolitics, MINERALS, Négotiation, Politics, power struggle, putin, Resources, russia, Russian-occupied, sanctions, Trade, trump, Ukraine, world newsso, like, u know how putin and trump are like frenemies or whatever? well, on this server, putin is like, “hey trump, wanna buy some minerals from me? i got some from ukraine, but don’t worry, it’s totally chill cuz i’m in charge there now.” and trump is all like, “sure bro, i’ll buy whatever u got.” and then they’re both on the server just mining away and making deals and stuff. it’s like a political drama but in minecraft form. come join the chaos and see what other crazy shenanigans these two get into! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.