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Blocky Bizarre Jojo

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ores Mined:	5398	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Minecraft server: /f1/ – Relentless Formula One General – Welcome to Blocky Race Edition

2024 WCC Standings, 2024 WDC Standings, 2024 WEC Standings, Alpine 100 Race Plan, aston martin, blocky, Checo, Edition, f1, F1 tires, Fernando Alonso, ferrari, Formula, formula one, general, Grands Prix, Ham, Hamilton, James Vowles, KWAB, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, minimum weight, News, Nico Hülkenberg, Ocon, Pirelli, podium, Race, red bull, RELENTLESS, Ric, Rumors, SAR, Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as Nico Hülkenberg’s streak of not scoring a podium – 214 races and counting! Join us and race through our Alpine 100 Race Plan, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Our WDC standings are crazier than Fernando Alonso’s dry spell – with VER leading the pack, followed closely by LEC, NOR, SAI, and PER. And don’t even get us started on our WCC standings, where Red Bull is dominating like never before.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the rumors of Checo joining our server for a year? Or the fact that Pirelli is countering Hamilton’s complaints about ‘peaky F1 tyres’? It’s all happening here, folks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Ocon may be out, but the fun is just getting started on our server. See you there!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

Balmung, Blacklist, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal, early access, Ebin Awards, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, Fall Guys Collaboration Event, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, June Darkwind, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Malboro, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Old Sharlayan, primal, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Server, Sophia, the mist, Ultros, Updated Benchmark, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and updates? Well, look no further than our server, where we blacklist bitches like June Darkwind and bring you the most outrageous in-game events you’ve ever seen!

Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a Release Date like no other on Tuesday, July 2, 2024. Our Promotional Site will blow your mind with its awesomeness!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Yo-kai Watch Event rerun that lasts until Patch 7.0? Or a Moogle Treasure Trove event that ends on June 24th? And don’t even get us started on our Fall Guys Collaboration Event that runs until June 10th – it’s pure madness!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve got an Updated Benchmark releasing on Monday, June 3rd, a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, and a PvP Series 5 that will have you on the edge of your seat.

But the real reason to join our server? The meetups, of course! From Spooky Club X-files and Digimon Tamers on June 5 to the Ebin Awards on June 22, we’ve got something for everyone. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Anons, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, BLOCK, digital communication, digital identity, forum thread, internet culture, internet forum, kneel, kneeling, message board, Minecraft, No. 58568182, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, online privacy, Party, Server, social media, User-generated content, virtual interaction, web forum

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they can do a killer dance routine that will blow your mind.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Get ready to dance the night away with skeletons, villagers, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their moves.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server is home to a rare breed of fire-breathing dragons that you can tame and ride into battle. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for the ride.

4. Looking for treasure? Our server is filled with hidden loot chests that are guarded by mischievous leprechauns. If you can outsmart them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pot of gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s get ready to LOL!

WeebCraft Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, arousal, asian, beautiful girls, blur censorship, Cultural differences, Curiosity, Degenerate, desire, Exotic, explicit content, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Japanese adult video, JAV, Minecraft, porn, Server, taboo, tiny dicks, Weeb’s, WeebCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Buildings Constructed:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Towns Built:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of trying to sneak a peek at those pixelated private parts in JAV? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the key to unlocking all the uncensored, high-definition action you’ve been craving! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the girls are beautiful and the pixels are non-existent. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

MineMemeServer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly zombies start a dance party with you. Or how about the time when a pack of creepers decided to throw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player? Anything can happen on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeMoeshit Minecraft Server

“anime criticism”, allergic to serious anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime development, anime fans, anime genres, anime industry, anime storytelling, anime tone, anime trends, anime tropes, berserk, cringe moeshit, CringeMoeshit, Minecraft, modern anime, puck, serious anime, Server, tone consistency

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that takes itself way too seriously? Well, look no further because we are the complete opposite! We once had a player who built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time we had a llama parade through the entire server, complete with top hats and monocles. Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and laughter – because who needs serious when you can have absurdity?

KoboldCraft Minecraft Server

character design, confusion, creative choices, Creatures, criticism, cultural appropriation, FANTASY, fantasy races, genre, gnolls, isekai, KoboldCraft, kobolds, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Naming, Server, Stereotypes, storytelling, terminology, Tropes, Worldbuilding, Writers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – like an isekai anime! But don’t worry, we won’t call our Gnolls “kobolds” because we’re not stupid like those writers.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon, but watch out for our mischievous Gnolls who love to steal your diamonds and hide them in ridiculous places. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake – yes, you heard that right, CAKE!

So come on, don’t be a kobold – join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Hexagon Engineers Minecraft server

Friends, Hexagon Engineers, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Server with mods. To play with friends

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BoobShrinker Minecraft Server

Appearance, Body, BoobShrinker, breasts, changes, Communication, comparison, concern, Development, doubt, emotional, Girlfriend, growth, Insecurity, Intimacy, Minecraft, Physical, relationship, self-conscious, sensitivity, Server, SIZE, Trust

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Potions Brewed:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players battle it out for control of the virtual world.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llama warriors who protect our server from evil creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and powerful weapons.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary player known only as “The Block Whisperer” who can build entire cities with just a flick of their wrist. Join our server and witness their epic creations firsthand.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Ben’s Bored Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some chaos and mayhem to spice up your gameplay? Look no further than our server, where Ben is on a mission to make Gwen’s summer a living nightmare! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and non-stop laughter as Ben tries to outwit Gwen at every turn. Who will come out on top in this hilarious showdown? Join now to find out!