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Blocky Bizarre Jojo

Adventure, Anime, attempted rape, BIZARRE, blocky, controversial, dark humor, greatest shit, iconic, INTENSE, jerking off, jojo, jojo’s bizarre adventure, Manga, Orangutan, retarded, sincerity, smoking, strength, surreal, thirteen year old

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Potions Brewed:	165	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Buildings Constructed:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the orangutans are wild and the adventures are even wilder! Join us for a chance to witness the infamous smoking, jerking off, and attempted rape orangutan in action. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? It’s either the greatest shit you’ve ever seen or the most retarded – you’ll have to join to find out! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable experience!

DroneCraft: China-Russia Alliance

aerospace, Alliance, Attack Drones, China, ChinaRussia, collaboration, cooperation, Defense, DroneCraft, innovation, international relations, Lethal, making, Military, Partnership, russia, SECURITY, Strategic, Surveillance, Technology, Testing, UAVs, WARFARE

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got China makin’ lethal attack drones for Russia! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of dat action, amirite? Imagine flyin’ around on a drone, blowin’ up creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the feds and build ur own army of robot chickens. So come on, join da madness and let’s conquer dis Minecraft world together!

FrozenCapInfiniteTime

captain america, comic book continuity, comic book lore, comics, cryogenics, frozen, FrozenCapInfiniteTime, iconic character, long-term effects, Marvel, marvel universe, preservation, SuperHero, superhero history, superhero legacy, superhero mythology, superhero resurrection, superhero revival, suspended animation, time freeze, time travel

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magic Items Found:	5307	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!

PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks

BATTLING, blocks, BOOSTING, brain function, brain health, Brains, cellular B6 levels, cognitive decline, cognitive function, deficiency, depression, enzyme, memory issues, mental disorders, mental health, mood regulation, Neurodegenerative disorders, neurotransmitters, novel treatment, pyridoxal phosphatase, PyridoxalCraft, research, supplementing, Vitamin B6

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!

our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.

so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

AZPBMD, banned clients, Chaos, Enjoy, Fashioned, Good, Inappropriate for Children, instagram, late 2019, MAYHEM, meets, minimal plugins, no AFK kick, No hacking, no Vote to Win, official releases, optifine, rich history, semi anarchy, Simplicity, Starting, tiktok, true vanilla feel, Unmoderated Chat, Vanilla, x-raying

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	493	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

Alarming, Astonishing, bewildering, confusion, disbelief, exclamation, fuck, HOLY, Holycraft, INTENSE, reaction, Server, Shit, shock, Startling, Sudden, Surprise, that, the, unexpected, was, What

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, advice, Boundaries, child development, Communication, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, friendship, Grief, involved parenting, KidzCraft, life lessons, Loss, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, ungrateful children

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	536
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

aita, aunt, AUNTIE, AuntieSnapDeleteCraft, BEN, Blessing, children, close, college, Comment, crazy, custody, DELETING, F22, F30s, FaceTime, family, favoritism, half-brother, HS, Justified, last minute, looked up to, M30, out of state, party girl, PHOTO, post, Rude, teenager, unbiased opinions, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.

GalacticRejects Minecraft Server

aliens, Communication, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Earth, Extraterrestrial, fear, GalacticRejects, Humanity, intelligence, Invasion, Minecraft, Peace, Protection, resistance, Server, strength, Survival, Technology, Unity, unknown, weapons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

If aliens came to invade earth, they would take one look at our Minecraft server and be like “Nah, these humans are too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs off cliffs to bother with conquering them.” Join our server and help us show those aliens that we may be a little crazy, but we’re definitely not boring! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to communicate with extraterrestrial life through pixelated block creations. So come on, help us save the world one block at a time!

CraftyRevoltUSA

activism, AMERICANS, CHANGE, civil disobedience, CraftyRevoltUSA, Democracy, Events, France, freedom, Government, injustice, movement, past few days, political action, protest movement, PROTESTS, reddit, resistance, revolution, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mines Excavated:	2183
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Animals Bred:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of sitting at home and watching the chaos unfold on the news? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revolutionary in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Picture this: instead of protesting in the streets, you can build your own virtual protest signs and march through our pixelated city squares with your fellow players. Want to throw virtual Molotov cocktails at virtual police officers? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and our server rules, of course).

But that’s not all! We also offer exclusive in-game events where you can overthrow corrupt virtual governments, organize virtual sit-ins, and even participate in virtual hunger strikes. Who needs real-life civil disobedience when you can do it all from the comfort of your own home?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the revolution begin! (Disclaimer: Please do not actually incite real-life violence or illegal activities, this is all just for fun and games)