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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly, fat, and old bitches? Look no further! Our server is strictly for players who only want to interact with hot babes who are at least a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

Join us for our Thirsty Thursday edition where you can compete in challenges to win the hearts of the most beautiful Minecraft babes in the virtual world. Build your dream mansion, show off your redstone skills, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air.

Don’t settle for less when you can join our server and be surrounded by only the hottest Minecraft players. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected place. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with love, laughter, and blocky beauty!

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	289	Buildings Constructed:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

pl.waffcarui.ru

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4450
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	92
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Potions Brewed:	148
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

BlockBusterAliGone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	141
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Car Vault – The Auto Library

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive cars like you’re in Fast and Furious but also study them like you’re in a fancy library! Picture this: a massive garage filled with every car ever made, all lined up like shiny little toy cars waiting for you to hop in and zoom around. It’s like the Library of Congress, but with wheels! Join our server and become the ultimate car collector and racer, all while expanding your knowledge of vehicles. Who needs books when you can have horsepower, am I right? So come on over and rev your engines with us!

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame endings? Look no further! Join our server where the ending will blow your mind (literally)! Instead of defeating the Ender Dragon, you’ll have to face off against an army of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. And just when you think you’ve won, a giant chicken boss will swoop in and challenge you to a dance-off! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	7238
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started hosting their own talent show, complete with explosions and glitter cannons.

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who needs AEW when you have us?