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NipSlipCraft: Where even the pixels get scandalous!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally showing their nips! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy things you’ll see on our server. Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Crafty Cat Kingdom: Where Yellow Cats Rule and Pussies Roam Free!

All In, cat, Cats, Choices, comfort, Communication, consent, Country, Crafty, Decision making, Desires, emotions, free, Intimacy, Kingdom, personal boundaries, Pleasure, pull out, Pussies, relationships, roam, rule, Safety, satisfaction, sexual health, sexual preferences, Trust, Yellow, yellow pussy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you ready to dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness? Or are you gonna chicken out and go back to playing with your pet rock? This server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest of the brave can handle the sheer awesomeness that awaits them.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until you fall off a cliff, whichever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. It’s all in or pull out, baby!

Kronii’s Infinite LOLz – Mine, Craft, and LOL with us! – 15:17

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, art, bgm, cover, Craft, fanbase, fanfiction, hololive, Infinite, Kroniis, lol, lolz, memes, Music, NSFW, originalsong, Schedule, streaming, Vtuber

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	187	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	885	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the wildest adventures with Kronii’s 2024 Birthday Merch! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know Kronii is watching.

When you join, you’ll be greeted by Mumei, Fauna, and Gura, who are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Fauna once built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether, and Gura tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with memes, art, and NSFW art (don’t ask). We even have our own fanbase tag, #OKTK, because we’re just that cool. And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can hang out in our free chat room and listen to Kronii’s original songs on repeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Kronii Love cult. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, have fun!

BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	142381	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Items Found:	5775	Mines Excavated:	2201

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

catbox, Conflict, CraftyCreepers, Diss, Diss track, Geopolitics, Hip Hop, iran, Iran vs Israel, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, mp4, Music, music video, Political, proxies, Rap, Server, song, Tensions, track, Video

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Towns Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

accept Christ, Awaits, Besties, Chad, chance, Christian, Christian Worship, Christianity, CREEPERS, dont, Earthly constructs, Eternity, free from sin, Heaven, JesusCraft, latest statistics, modern technology, population density, realistic image, Sin, Stand, statistics, worship centres

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9605
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

Clinic, CONDOM, CraftyCreeperz, genital herpes, gtbe, HIV, HIV RNA test, Japan, kidneys, kyoto, lesson learned, love hotel, ltbe, PEP, Prostitute, redlight district, serious partner, sex, solo trip, STD results, TOKYO

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

400am, annoyance, bayamon, Caribbean music, Community, disrespectful behavior., disturbance, disturbance of peace, inconsiderate, late night, loud music, music lovers, neighbors, noise pollution, Party, partying, Puerto Rican culture, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, ReggaetonRaveCraft, sleepless night, Stops

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4297
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

#youtube, Chaos, collide, CONTENT, creativity, Fans, general, GRASS, hate twitch, Live, memberships, merch, MV, s&s, Sayu love, Sayu Sincronisity, Sayus, Schedule, Server, silly, Sync, Thread, twitch, twitter, vacation, vods, Website

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!