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PoundPupPrankster

aita, Argument, Asshole, contentious conversations, destroyed garden, dog in yard, doggy door, Fence, flower garden, garden destruction, neighbor dispute, neighbors dog, open backyard, Pound, PoundPupPrankster, slammed door, taking dog to pound, throwaway, unleashed dog, vegetable garden

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky neighbors and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own garden without the fear of it being destroyed by a neighbor’s dog! Our virtual world has no boundaries, so you can grow your vegetables and flowers in peace.

Say goodbye to confrontations with neighbors and hello to a stress-free gardening experience. No more doggy door drama or pound threats, just pure relaxation and creativity. Join us now and start planting your virtual garden without any interference from unwanted furry friends. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time!

HateRoomMinecraftServer

ANNOYING, annoying characters, books, Characters, despise, despised, detest, dislike, fictional, fictional characters, fictional worlds, hate, HateRoomMinecraftServer, Imaginary, IRRITATING, irritating characters, loathe, loathed, Locked In, movies, room

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where all your favorite book and movie characters come to life…and they all hate each other! Join our server and see what happens when Harry Potter meets Darth Vader in a heated battle over who gets the last diamond block. Will Katniss Everdeen team up with the Hulk to take down a horde of creepers? Anything is possible on our server! So come join the chaos and see if you can survive being locked in a room with the most outrageous characters imaginable. It’s a literary and cinematic showdown like you’ve never seen before!

SaltyCraftMC

attitude shift, bitter, bitter attitude, bitter humor, bitter mindset, bitter outlook, bitter persona, bitter personality, bitter sarcasm, bitter transformation, cynical, emotional transformation, jaded, negative outlook, personality change, Personality development, SaltyCraftMC, sarcasm evolution, sarcastic, sarcastic behavior, sarcastic transformation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6848	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you on the edge of your seat (or should I say, saddle?).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

KpopKillerCraft

Censorship, cultural influence, Dictatorship, executions, freedom of expression, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, K-pop, Kim Jong-un, KpopKillerCraft, media control, Music, music ban, North Korea, political repression, pop culture, Propaganda, punishment, south korea, state control, totalitarian regime

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

So, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, you gotta join because if you don’t, you might end up like that dude in North Korea who got executed for listening to K-pop songs. Like, seriously, they take their rules super seriously over there.

But on this server, we’re all about freedom, man. You can listen to all the K-pop you want, no judgment here. Plus, we’ve got like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’ve got a giant toilet made out of diamonds, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the mobs. We’ve got creepers riding pigs, skeletons doing the cha-cha, it’s a wild party up in here. So come join us, before you get executed for not having enough fun.

WombCraft: Grandma’s Nesting Dolls

biological development, biology, Conception, dolls, eggs, familial connection, family, fetus, generations, genetic inheritance, Grandmas, grandmother, maternal bond, maternal connection, maternal lineage, maternal relationship, Mother, nesting, nesting doll, ovaries, Pregnancy, prenatal development, Reproduction, WombCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like being inside a nesting doll with ur grandma, but in a blocky world! Imagine building ur own uterus and popping out lil blocky babies, it’s like a virtual family reunion every day! Plus, u can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re actually ur grandma’s secret stash of jewels. So come join da fun and let’s get weird together!

Astral Valley

Adventure, ancient civilizations, Astral, Celestial, celestial beings, Cosmic, cosmic dance, Cross-Play, enigmatic secrets, Ethereal, Exploration, FANTASY, Galaxy, landscape, Moon, mystical, PvE, PvP, SKY, Space, Stars, Survival, Universe, Wonder

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5182	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to Astral Valley, where the moon’s gentle embrace and the twinkling stars weave a tapestry of wonder in the vast expanse of Minecraft. Within this realm, the boundaries between reality and the ethereal blur, inviting adventurers to embark on a journey through the celestial wonders of the galaxy. Each block placed and structure erected is a testament to the cosmic dance that unfolds under the watchful gaze of the night sky.

As you traverse the landscapes of Astral Valley, you’ll discover mountains that rise like celestial giants, their peaks reaching towards the heavens. Valleys cradle crystalline rivers, reflecting the infinite expanse of the cosmos above. Yet, amidst this beauty lies the enigmatic remnants of ancient civilizations, their secrets shrouded in the whispers of the stars.

In Astral Valley, you are but a speck in the grand tapestry of the universe, yet your presence resonates with the potential to shape the cosmos itself. Forge alliances, conquer challenges, and unravel the mysteries of the galaxy as you chart your course through this celestial playground. Welcome, adventurer, to Astral Valley, where the drama of the cosmos unfolds with every step you take.

play.astralvalley.xyz

HardBox Next Beta Minecraft Server

Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, HardBox, invite, Minecraft, Minigames, Next Beta, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.170.93:25925

Operation: Semi-Serious Geopolitical Bedrock SMP – No Whitelist!

bedrock, Buildings, Conquer, custom crafting, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Expansion, Geopolitical, Geyser-Floodgate, Glory, Government, income, Laws, nation, Operation, Ranks, Resources, SemiSerious, smp, Territories, Towny, War, Wars, wealth, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Operios Minecraft Server Overview

In Operios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Glory.

You can create your own nation, with your own form of government, laws and ranks, if you don’t want to create your nation you can also join one already created.

Geopolitics:

We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can be created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.

Plugins:

Plugin	Description
Dynmap	Provides a live map of the server
McMMO	Enhances RPG elements in gameplay
Essentials	Basic server management tools
Towny	Allows creation of towns and nations
Geyser-Floodgate	Enables Bedrock-Java compatibility
Custom Crafting	Introduces custom crafting recipes

How to join:

First you have to join the Discord and ask for whitelist. For the IP and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players.

Contacts:

Discord: https://discord.gg/j6h7He5y2t

Thanks for reading and see you on Operios!

Operios Minecraft Server FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You need to join the Discord server and request whitelist. More information can be found in #info-new-players channel.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players can create their own nation with their own government, laws, and ranks. Alternatively, you can join an existing nation.
What is Geopolitics in the server?	Geopolitics involves conquering resource camps in-game to acquire resources for expanding your nation.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, each nation can establish its own laws and rules, but there are also server-wide rules to maintain fair gameplay for all.

BlockyBerg Minecraft Server

BlockyBerg, Company, dlc, e-books, ebook websites, europa universalis, free, fucking, Jews, literal, long tail tags, Minecraft, public domain, SELLING, Server, stupid, Swedes, tags, video game

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is selling literal e-books as “DLC” for Europa Universalis! And get this, these e-books are PUBLIC DOMAIN! That’s right, you can get these books for free on ebook websites, but why do that when you can buy them as “DLC” for our Minecraft server? Join now for the most ridiculous and outrageous gaming experience of your life!

RFK’s Block Party Minecraft Server

1968 election, all the way, American politics, Assassination, BLOCK, campaign trail, civil rights, democratic party, historical figure, idealistic vision., inspirational figure, Kennedy family, Legacy, Minecraft, Party, political activism, political campaign, presidential candidate, presidential hopeful, progressive leader, RFK, RFKs, Robert F. Kennedy, Server, social justice

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event every Friday night where players can participate in a massive chicken race across the entire server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots – talk about a cluckin’ good time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing skeletons. See you there, adventurer!