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DisagreeCraft: UnpopularOpinions

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Towns Built:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opinions being thrown around? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all the wackiest and most outrageous opinions out there! From believing that pineapples belong on pizza to thinking that socks with sandals are the height of fashion, we’ve got it all!

Join us for a wild ride where you can express your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Who knows, you might even find someone who agrees with you that cats are actually aliens sent to spy on us!

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend who shares your love for wearing socks with flip flops in the winter. It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace it all!

CaveCraft: Unearthed Hilarity

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2094

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got so much history buried under caves that are like, falling apart. like, u could find a diamond sword or a fossil of a creeper or something. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. come dig up some ancient secrets and maybe accidentally unleash a curse or two. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Farms Harvested:	493

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

Minecraft Mayhem Server – Join the Block Party!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like The Long Dark’s episodic story mode on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Potions Brewed:	48
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3906
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!