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Thicc GF’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BellaCraft: No Ads, Just Blocks!

adidas, Ads, advert, Backlash, bbc news, Bella Hadid, BellaCraft, blocks, brand endorsement, Campaign, Celebrity, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, fashion, influencer, Israeli criticism, Marketing, MIDDLE EAST, MODEL, palestine, public relations, social media

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, like, u know how bella hadid is like, super famous and stuff? well, she did this ad for adidas and then israel was all like, nah fam, we don’t like that. so they dropped her like a hot potato. but like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our EPIC minecraft server instead?! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits out gold bars. so come join the fun and leave all that bella hadid drama behind. u won’t regret it, trust me.

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

176.9.84.212:26426

Shaolin

Casual, Discord, Economy, ELYTRA, epic builds, friendly community, HARD, Harder Vanilla Survival, Hardmode, Land claiming, large biomes, Largebiomes, no cheating, No Griefing, No hacking, No Spamming, pvp allowed, Regular Backups, respectful players, shaolin, Small, Smallcommunity, Survival, survival minecraft, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Villager Trade Rebalance

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crops Grown:	5300

Harder Vanilla Survival. Give yourself a tougher challenge and meet some awesome friends along the way. We’re a small group of people from around the world that like to play survival minecart and have fun together. Join us!

What makes Shaolin unique?– Large Biomes with reduce structure generation in the overworld. (Strongholds, Spawners, Nether, and End remain unchanged)– New 1.21 villager trade rebalance active.– Do what you want. Build Farms, have a store, fight the Ender Dragon, fly with Elytra.

Pop in to say hello and look around. If you like what you see, then go find some land and build a home! The goal is to create a server full of honest friends, epic builds, an economy, and a place of dreams. Come show off your building skills, meet new friendly people, and play some Survival Minecraft. Come to Shaolin!

Don’t forget to join the Discord. As a protection against griefing, the server is backed up regularly.

Rules-Do not Hack, Cheat, Xray, Grief, Spam, Steal, or otherwise annoy us or you will be banned Please be respectful and clean up after yourselfPvP is allowed but only if both players are willing

shaolin.landoscloud.com

The Land of Stealing Wishes – Not So Vanilla Edition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	854
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	156
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	94

WishSteal SMP Server Overview

Server Name	WishSteal SMP
Server Type	Lifesteal
Joining Requirement	Real Account Only
Rules	Griefing and stealing allowed; crystal PvP not allowed
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/zRvsEdMp

FAQ

Q: When will the server start?

A: The server will start when we reach about 10-15 members.

Q: Are there specific rules I need to follow?

A: Yes, all the rules can be found in the smp-rules channel in the Discord server linked above.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for both average players and dedicated players who are willing to commit to the server.

CraftyPlan Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that sings Justin Bieber songs. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have been plotting world domination since the beginning of time?

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic dance battles with creepers, go on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even attend a weekly tea party with the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ll ever experience. Remember, it was the plan the entire time. 😉🐔🚀

CraftyNazi Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	2693
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ores Mined:	5295	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

addiction, Attention, Babysitting, college, compromise, Conversation, Exams, exhaustion, family, free babysitting, nephew, NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, screen time, sibling conflict, single mother, studying, time consuming, TV

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	117	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Enchantments Applied:	110	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6125	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!