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HamasHushCraft

Al Jazeera, Banned media outlet, criticizing, freedom of speech, Gaza Strip, government suppression, Hamas, HamasHushCraft, human rights violations, journalism ethics, Media bias, media censorship, media control, media manipulation, Middle East conflict, news censorship, Palestinian voices, palestinians, political repression, propaganda machine, silences, The Jerusalem Post

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	186808	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world, and a group of evil villagers trying to steal all the diamonds.

oh, and did i mention the magical portal that leads to a land of endless cake and ice cream? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

MindCraftMadness

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional well being, inner critic, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, MindCraftMadness, mindfulness, negative thinking, overthinking, positive mindset, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-doubt, stress

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	48	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and like, build stuff and mine stuff and just chill in a virtual world? well, this server is THE place to do it, man.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. like, how crazy is that? you won’t find that on any other server, i tell ya.

oh, and get this – our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand. he’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, except cooler.

plus, we have this secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing, trust me.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join us. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get mining!

CannabisCraft: Where Teens Go Crazy!

addiction, adolescents, cannabis legalization, Cannabis use, CannabisCraft, crazy, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug use, Marijuana, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health risks, mental illness, Psychosis, psychotic disorder, risk factors, schizophrenia, substance abuse, substance use, teens, young adults

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Animals Bred:	95
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is greener and the diamonds are sparklier than ever before!! if you want to experience the ultimate high (pun intended), this is the place for you!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.

and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.

join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.

SweetVanilla – Where vanilla is sweeter than your Aunt Edna’s homemade pie!

1.21, application, aunt, Bluemap, Collaborative projects, Community, custom models, Discord, Drama-free, Ednas, Events, Friendly, hats, hermitcraft, homemade, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Pie, Player Shops, quality of life, resource pack, Semi Vanilla, sweeter, SweetVanilla, Trailer, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ Community
Features	Player shops, events, collaborative projects
Add-ons	Quality of life add-ons
Resource Pack	Optional custom models, hats, items

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Fill out an application on our Discord.
Discord	https://discord.gg/RdJnFgKU4q
Bluemap	http://mc.sweetvanilla-smp.com:8123
Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBFbXBLKJ0

StarryCraft Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, CK, creation kit, Difficulty, dlc, Dyson Sphere, esl, FAQ, Minecraft, mod support, Mods, NG+, Patch 9, reinstall, Server, Shattered Space trailer, ship decorations, space music, starfield, StarryCraft, video update

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for the Dyson Sphere edition, where you can build your very own megastructures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper tried to blow up our server, but instead, it accidentally created a new dimension full of diamonds and emeralds. So now, if you join us, you’ll have access to infinite riches and resources beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Starfield, where you can embark on epic quests, customize your spaceship, and even battle space pirates. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see who can outbuild him.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the master of your own Minecraft universe. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they might just lead you to the adventure of a lifetime!

PrecureCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Colorful, cute, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Girl Power, Heartwarming, komugi, long tail tag, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Minecraft, Precure, PrecureCraft, Reinvents, Saving the World, Server, SuperHero, teamwork, transformation, wheel

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say hello to Komugi, where we reinvent the wheel…literally! Our wheels are made of diamond blocks and they spin faster than a speeding minecart!

Join us for epic wheel races where you can ride pigs, llamas, or even Ender Dragons! And if you win, you get to control the weather for the entire server for a day. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a tornado made of creepers? You got it!

But that’s not all! Komugi is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Whisperer.

So why wait? Join Komugi today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players!

SwipeCraft: Stop Mining for Love!

brother, bully, bullying, Controlling, dating apps, family, GRINDR, gym, Hypocrite, hypocritical, love, mean, Mining, mood, Phone, PRESENT, sanctimonious, self-aware, self-righteous, single, soccer game, Sorry., STOP, Swipecraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of hypocritical gym buddies who preach about phone usage but can’t put their own devices down? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for phone addicts! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a phone-free gaming experience.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a hilarious family drama like no other. Picture this: your brother, recently single and glued to Grindr, gets called out for his phone addiction by none other than you. Watch as the drama unfolds and the screenshots fly!

So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between a phone addict and their well-meaning sibling. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of bullying (but in a fun way, we promise). See you in the game!

PixelPervs Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, PixelPervs, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Animals Bred:	103	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of spending hours staring at pixelated blocky characters in Minecraft and craving some real action? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hot, sexy Minecraft mobs that will fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Join now and say goodbye to boring old porn because our server will have you saying “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in no time!

PinkyDrinkCraft

cultural practices, drinking behavior, drinking etiquette, drinking habits, drinking traditions, Etiquette, Manners, pinky extended, pinky extended culture, pinky extended custom, pinky extended etiquette, pinky extended tradition, pinky extended while drinking, pinky gesture, pinky positioning, pinky up, pinky up while drinking, PinkyDrinkCraft, social behavior, social norms

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	354
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7646
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7999	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that all players must drink their potions with their pinkies up. Why, you ask? Because it’s fancy AF, that’s why! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink your potions with your pinky up, you’ll have better luck finding diamonds. Don’t believe us? Just ask Sir Reginald, who found a whole stack of diamonds after sipping his strength potion like a true gentleman. So come join us and show off your posh potion-drinking skills on our server – it’s a real game-changer, trust us.

CraftyStrongSurvivors

Confidence, CraftyStrongSurvivors, determination, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, mental toughness, mindset, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self development, self improvement, self worth, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-mastery, strength

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

join dis server if u wanna be surrounded by unicorns and flying pigs, cuz datz totally normal here. u can build a house out of rainbow blocks and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies. also, did we mention there are secret dungeons filled with diamonds and cake? yea, u heard right, CAKE. so come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure eva!