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WishCraft FunLand

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	3650	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Join our Minecraft server and your secret birthday wish will come true! Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a sword made of cheese? Easy peasy. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? Consider it done. Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks). So come join us and make all your wildest birthday wishes come true!

LostInUkraine Minecraft Server

aggression, Black sea, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crimea, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Losses, LostInUkraine, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, naval warfare, Navy, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Vessels, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE FIGHTING OVER SHIPS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST BATTLE FOR BLOCKS YOU’LL EVER SEE! WE’VE GOT EXPLODING PIGS, FLYING COWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

DroneCraft: China-Russia Alliance

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got China makin’ lethal attack drones for Russia! Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of dat action, amirite? Imagine flyin’ around on a drone, blowin’ up creepers and zombies like a boss! Plus, we got secret underground bases where u can hide from the feds and build ur own army of robot chickens. So come on, join da madness and let’s conquer dis Minecraft world together!

FrozenCapInfiniteTime

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the time is so wacky you’ll feel like captain america frozen in ice for eternity! who needs regular time when you can have time that goes on forever and ever and ever?! plus, our server is so lit you’ll be battling creepers and zombies like a superhero! join now and experience the never-ending frozen time madness!

PyridoxalCraft: Boosting Brains & Battling Blocks

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	87	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

haha come join our epic minecraft server where we mine for vitamin B6 to boost our brain power! forget about crafting swords and armor, we’re all about boosting brain function and memory with our special B6 supplements!

our players have reported feeling smarter and more focused after just a few hours of gameplay. we even have a secret quest where you have to defeat the evil pyridoxal phosphatase to raise your cellular B6 levels and unlock special abilities.

so if you want to level up your brain and become a minecraft genius, join us on our server today! who needs diamonds when you have B6, right? lolz!

AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4569

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Animals Bred:	74	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, advice, Boundaries, child development, Communication, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, Fatherhood, friendship, Grief, involved parenting, KidzCraft, life lessons, Loss, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, ungrateful children

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

aita, aunt, AUNTIE, AuntieSnapDeleteCraft, BEN, Blessing, children, close, college, Comment, crazy, custody, DELETING, F22, F30s, FaceTime, family, favoritism, half-brother, HS, Justified, last minute, looked up to, M30, out of state, party girl, PHOTO, post, Rude, teenager, unbiased opinions, Wife

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.