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Minecrafter’s Endwalker: XIVG Edition

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	56	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mines Excavated:	2840	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you asking, “Where are your snacks?” Well look no further, because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! Plus, we have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0 – travel the world without leaving your seat! And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0 – battle it out with other players for glory and prizes! Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, join our meetups happening now – including a 14-hour Broadcast on Friday, April 12 at 8:00 PM PDT. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Unemployed Steve’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Buildings Constructed:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Runes Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of being a neet and spending all day watching porn and YouTube videos? Do you need a new motivation in life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and escape from the depressing reality of unemployment and financial struggles. Build your dream world and become the richest player in the game! Who needs a job when you can win 300 million euros in Minecraft?

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join now and start your journey to success and happiness. Who knows, you might even find the motivation to start a new TV show! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and turn your life around!

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	3254
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6158
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	123	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Votes:	3228
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mines Excavated:	3071	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Buildings Constructed:	42
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4620
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7631
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.