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SillyCraft Minecraft Server

5 year loan, 7 year loan, aita, Boyfriend, Calling, CAR, financial decision, financial responsibility, high interest, high risk, interest rates, loan term, long term loan, Minecraft, money management, new car, relationship conflict, Server, silent treatment, SillyCraft, sister, stupid, used car

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Potions Brewed:	95
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s sister’s car loan decision? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, just like taking out a 7-year loan on a used car, our server will take you on a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of financial decisions you’ll have to make to survive in this crazy world?

Plus, just like calling out your boyfriend and his sister for their questionable choices, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to stir up drama and controversy with your fellow players. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and excitement?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about financial responsibility along the way (but probably not).

MommaKickedMe15

abandonment, emotional trauma, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family reconciliation, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health struggles, MommaKickedMe15, mother-daughter relationship, moving on, seeking forgiveness, seeking help, single parent, support system, teenage depression, teenage struggles, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs unconditional love

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick you out with no warning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s life story!

Experience the thrill of being kicked out of your own house by your own mom, only to be rescued by your grandma who enrolls you in a new school closer to her house. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just encounter a surprise visit from your estranged mom at your graduation party, where she begs for forgiveness and tries to win you back. Will you forgive her or tell her to leave like a boss? The drama never ends on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape into?

Blockheads Unite!

aficionados, Beloved, Blockheads, catchphrase, Community, Dedicated, Devoted, die hard, enthusiasts, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, iconic, INSTANT, Loyal, memorable, passionate, recognition, Sentence, Supporters, unite, Word

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	New Chunks Explored:	112335
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

“Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a creeper convention and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is afraid to challenge us. So come on, join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous!”

PuigdemontsGreatEscape

2017, Arrest warrant, Carles Puigdemont, Catalonia, Catalonia leader, Crisis, Crowd, Democracy, european union, extradition, fugitive, Government, independence bid, manhunt, Police, Political, PuigdemontsGreatEscape, separatist movement, spain, Supporters, Vanishing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1575	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	New Chunks Explored:	441375

so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the leader is constantly on the run from the police? well, look no further! come join our server where the Catalonia leader, Carles Puigdemont, is constantly playing hide and seek with the cops.

imagine the thrill of trying to build your dream house while also trying to avoid getting caught by the fuzz. it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but in minecraft!

join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the authorities just like Carles Puigdemont. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a fugitive yourself and have your own epic chase story to tell. don’t miss out on all the excitement, join our server now!

EcoSentryCraft

adaptation, Biodiversity, capacity, changes, conservation, DETECTION, ecological monitoring, EcoSentryCraft, ecosystem health, ecosystem structure, environmental conditions, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, Environmental Science, Indicators, sensitivity, sentinel species, species diversity, species monitoring, wildlife

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magic Items Found:	8488	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got sentinel species dat can detect changes in da environment like nobody’s business. Picture dis: u mining away and suddenly a group of dolphins start flippin’ out, warnin’ u bout a creeper sneakin’ up behind u. How epic is dat? Plus, we got llamas dat spit on griefers tryna mess with ur build. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur stuff on dis server, cuz our sentinel species got ur back, yo. Join now and experience da wildest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

EclipseMC SMP- We’ve Got Your Bedrock Covered! [smp]

bedrock, bedrock port 19132, Covered, Discord, EclipseMC, eclipsemc.top:25565, Enchanting, home, Homes, Ip:, Land Claim, mobs, Plugins, Sethome, Shop, smp, starter pack, Teleportation, Version 1.21., Weve

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Animals Bred:	195
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Potions Brewed:	74	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

EclipseMC Minecraft Server

Version	1.21
IP	eclipsemc.top:25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

Free starter pack
Shop /shop
Mobs with levels + money drop
Teleportation: /tpa, /tpaccept, /tpdeny, /tptoggle
Set multiple homes: /sethome name, /home name

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/CvTktJXGqG

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, there is no land claim plugin on EclipseMC.
How do I get a starter pack?	Simply join the server and you will receive a free starter pack.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, you can use /tpa to request teleportation to a player.
Are there any special features for mobs?	Yes, mobs have levels and drop money when defeated.

DrukHagWife Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, beloved partner, Commitment, devotion, druk hag, DrukHagWife, Eternal Love, Happiness, lifelong love, love, marital bliss, Marriage, matrimonial bond, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, soulmate, Spouse, true love, wedded bliss, Wife

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where you can explore a world filled with druk hag wives! That’s right, these mystical creatures will keep you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and battle other players for their affection. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with one of these enchanting beings! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a love story like no other!

CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	22453	Endless Night Skies:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyHub: Ugly Pixel Edition

aita, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DRIVE, Edition, husband, loving husband, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, Pick up, PIXEL, present dad, relationships, resolution, Support, thunderstorm, Ugly, undemanding job, walk, weather warning, working from home

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3241	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Emeralds Found:	6452
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a severe thunderstorm? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will leave you questioning your relationships, just like this story of a husband who couldn’t be bothered to pick up his wife during a thunderstorm. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re walking in a hot, never-ending desert with a baby and bags in tow. And just like this husband, our players might snap at you for no reason at all! So come join us for a ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, and remember, don’t leave the house unless you’re ready for some serious Minecraft mayhem!

RedFlagLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Accept, Boundaries, deal breakers, Minecraft, partner, red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a companion, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a lover, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, RedFlagLover69, relationship, smp, toxic behavior, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Farms Harvested:	979
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what red flags in your partner you never thought you’d accept? Well, on our server, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder this question as you navigate through relationships with other players. From stealing each other’s diamonds to accidentally setting each other on fire, you never know what kind of crazy antics will unfold.

But hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have a chaotic one on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of wondering just how many red flags you can overlook in the name of friendship and fun. Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!