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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 3431 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 4316 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?