theproteh Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoFood4U_SharingSux

5 years old, after school snack, aita, Birthday Party, bob, Boundaries, classmate, close friend, Daily, daily snacks., Dinner, extra snacks, friendship, Generosity, Grab, grade school, hounding, leftover lunch, MIL, NoFood4U_SharingSux, parents, play dates, Reciprocation.., Respect, similar foods, similar incomes, snack, Tantrum, telling my kid not to share his food

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing snacks is strictly prohibited! Are you tired of your in-game friends constantly begging for your virtual snacks? Well, look no further because on our server, we promote boundaries and respect when it comes to snack sharing.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself and saying “No, thank you” to snack thieves. Witness epic tantrums thrown by players who can’t handle rejection and watch as they uninvite each other from their virtual birthday parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane drama and gossip, just like the real world. Will Bob ever learn to bring his own snacks? Will your kid ever be able to play with his friend again? Only time will tell on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So join now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with navigating the treacherous world of snack-sharing in Minecraft. Who knew virtual snacks could cause so much drama?

Blocky Dongs Collective

anatomy, blocky, Collective, collective nouns, Dongs, funny, genitalia, group of penises, humor, male anatomy, male appendages, male body parts, male genitalia, male members, male organs, male phalluses, male reproductive organs, male reproductive parts, male reproductive system, male sex organs, manhood, Slang

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	103
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

civilian area, Conflict, danger, extremist, firing, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, mortar rounds, Propaganda, Rafah, RafahMortarMadness, SECURITY, Terrorism, Terrorist, Video, violence, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Buildings Constructed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	3845
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
New Chunks Explored:	354055	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Void Gems Collected:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Villages Defended:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Votes:	3758
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

back pain, big, body image, body positivity, body proportions, BootyCraft, Butts, cellulite concerns, clothing fit, confidence issues, Edition, exercise challenges, fashion struggles, finding comfortable chairs, health implications, hygiene issues, large butts, physical limitations, self-conscious, sitting discomfort, societal stereotypes, swimsuit shopping, weight distribution

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?