| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2457 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 8208 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
New vanilla server with minimal mods
185.237.236.150
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9083 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7015 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!
Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!
So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 1880 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.
2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3391 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 213 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9098 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 482 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2273 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 96 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Votes: | 5774 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6455 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 12 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.
But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 8068 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7812 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4328 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.
