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BrothersNotInvitedLOL

adoption, Biological, Boundaries, brotherhood, BrothersNotInvitedLOL, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family relationships, family rift, Family tree, HEARTBREAK, parents, setting boundaries, Siblings, standing up for myself, Support, support system, Trauma, uninvited, Wedding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own family tree without any uninvited guests! No more walking on eggshells or dealing with brothers who don’t see you as family. Build your own supportive community and leave the drama behind. Plus, our virtual weddings are drama-free and always full of love and support. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

AttractiveCraft SMP

attractive, AttractiveCraft, Behavior, Body language, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Etiquette, fashion sense, grace, Grooming, hygiene, Manners, Personality, positive attitude, self improvement, self-care, smp, Social Skills, Style, Unattractive

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8358
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is so exclusive that only the most attractive players are allowed to join. That’s right, if you’re not turning heads in real life, you’re not getting in here.

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of baby zombies riding on chickens. These tiny terrors challenged the player to a dance-off, and let’s just say things got pretty wild. The player ended up winning the dance-off and was rewarded with a pet llama that poops out diamonds. True story.

So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet new friends (both human and zombie), and maybe even find love in a blocky world, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, only the most attractive players need apply.

CraftyMysteryLand

bewildering, BIZARRE, CraftyMysteryLand, eerie, Enigmatic, first-hand, Inexplicable, inexplicable events, Mysterious, odd, Paranormal, peculiar, perplexing, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncanny, Unexplainable, unexplained phenomena, UNUSUAL, witnessed

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchantments Applied:	253	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying llamas, exploding sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself what all the buzz is about!

BlockCraft HQ Minecraft Server

Beirut, Beirut news, blockcraft, Conflict, Crisis, evacuating, evacuation, evacuation plan, headquarters, hezbollah, Hezbollah news, Lebanese politics, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, Report, security threat, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Star Shards Collected:	149
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got a treat for you! Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you can imagine!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a gang of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, our server has a secret weapon – flying pigs! That’s right, these magical pigs will swoop in and save the day, all while wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep music.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, on our server, llamas are the ultimate warriors. They’ll spit on your enemies and kick them into oblivion, all while looking fabulous in their diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret base for Hezbollah! That’s right, you’ll be building alongside some of the most powerful militants in the world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rocket launcher into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

KremlinCraft: Russian Exodus

border, Conflict, Crisis, cross-border attack, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, evacuation, exodus, flee, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, Refugees, response, russia, Russian, Safety, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7882
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more russians fleeing ukraine than ever before! the kremlin is freaking out and we are just here building epic castles and battling dragons. join us for the chaos and mayhem, and maybe even start your own international incident while you’re at it! who needs politics when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper? come on, what are you waiting for? the world is on fire but our server is lit!

YoloCraft – Forever Young

age, Existence, Experience, fleeting, fleeting moment, fleeting reality, fleeting wisdom, Life, moment, oldest, passing, passing existence, passing time, perspective, PRESENT, Reality, Time, Today, wisdom, yolocraft, young, youngest

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magic Items Found:	7036	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so, like, join our epic minecraft server because, like, we have unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows that taste like skittles.

like, seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some blocky games with us.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

plus, our staff is, like, super cool and will help you out with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant castle or fighting off a horde of creepers.

so, like, don’t be a noob and join our server today. because, like, today is the oldest we’ve ever been, and the youngest we’ll ever be. so, like, YOLO and stuff.

MineFoMO: Avoid Burnout & Craft Happiness

AVOID, Burnout, communication strategies, Craft, employee burnout, employee engagement, employee mental health, employers, enhance information flow, fear of missing out, FOMO, Happiness, information overload, information sharing, job satisfaction, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, MineFoMO, new study, practical suggestions, productivity, Stress Management, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

OMG GUYS, U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN! LIKE, IF U AIN’T THERE, U GONNA BE SUPER SAD AND HAVE MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS AND STUFF.

DIS SERVER IS DA CURE FOR INFORMATION OVERLOAD AND BURNOUT, LIKE U JUST PLAY MINECRAFT AND ALL UR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT FOREVER, LIKE SERIOUSLY. U DON’T WANNA BE DA ONLY ONE MISSING OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN WE HAVE HERE. TRUST ME, U NEED DIS IN UR LIFE.

Space Monkeys

Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Villages Defended:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94

Space Monkeys is a small community SMP server that offers a nearly vanilla experience. The only feature that sets it apart from a fully vanilla setup is the world border. This semi-technical server has been running a map since the 1.21 update. If you’re interested in joining, please apply through our Discord!

spacemonkeys.world

NoobNation Minecraft Server

Celebrating, celebration, Decision making, Government, INAUGURATION, Incompetence, incompetence in government, incompetent, incompetent decision making, incompetent leader, incompetent president, Jan 20th, leadership, man, Minecraft, national decisions, national leadership, NoobNation, political incompetence, Politics, Presidency, Server, trump

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of incompetent leaders making decisions for your nation? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual utopia! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build towering castles, epic redstone contraptions, and maybe even a monument dedicated to the downfall of a certain incompetent leader. Who needs real-world politics when you can rule your own blocky kingdom? Join us now and let the fun begin!

DownUnderCraft SMP – “Crikey, are we a separate Minecraft SMP from the Brits?”

Ancestry, Australians, British, Brits, colonial history, Colonialism, crikey, cultural identity, demographics, distinct race, downundercraft, ethnicity, Genealogy, genetic makeup, heritage, historical ties, immigration, indigenous populations, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, Nationality, Race, SEPARATE, smp, societal perceptions

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Australians and British players battle it out to see who is the superior race in the game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on a secret underground lair where kangaroos and tea-drinking Brits engage in epic battles for dominance. Will you join the kangaroo army or the tea brigade? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about whether Australians are truly a distinct race from the British. Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Vegemite and crumpets!