TheLlamaGuru Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cleanup script, cost effective, coworker, data analysis, data cleaning, data pipeline, data processing, efficiency, innovation, Job, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, salary, scripting, smp, Spreadsheet, Technology, TheLlamaGuru, Tokens, user records

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!

ZombieApocalypseMC

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, injured, international news, July 8 attack, Killed, mass shooting, russia, Russian attack, Terrorism, terrorism attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War, world news, Zelensky, ZombieApocalypseMC

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	277	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Runes Activated:	0

haha omg u guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t believe it!! like, we got over 170 injured players, 37 killed in a crazy russian mass attack on july 8th, zelensky was there too, it was wild!! but don’t worry, it’s all good now and we’re all just having a blast building and surviving together. come join us for some insane fun and chaos, you won’t regret it!! 😂🔥🚀 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

BabySharkCraft

#earworm, Baby Shark, BabySharkCraft, catchy tunes, childhood memories, children’s entertainment, dance challenge, dance craze, family fun, global phenomenon, Internet Sensation, kids music, musical nostalgia, Nostalgia, popular songs, repetitive lyrics, shark song, toddler dance party, toddler tunes, viral songs, YouTube sensation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dancing to Baby Shark on repeat. like, you gotta boogie down to that catchy tune or you’ll get eaten by a giant dancing shark. it’s like a rave party but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to crash the party.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco club where you can challenge other players to dance battles. loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week in-game. it’s like the hunger games but with more glitter and less Jennifer Lawrence.

oh, and did i mention the special events we have every week? last week, we had a llama parade where everyone had to ride a llama through an obstacle course. winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. it was lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a Justin Bieber concert, come join us! but beware, once you start dancing to Baby Shark, you can never stop. it’s like a curse, but a really fun one.

Welcome to Realmportal, where you can pretend to be a Minecraft wizard fighting mobs and leveling up your RPG skills!

Bedwars, Creative, Custom Enchants, Economy, Factions, Fighting, Hardcore, Leveling, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, PRETEND, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realmportal, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted, wizard

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Villages Defended:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Overview
Embark on an epic journey and choose a class with various skills. Level up RPG style and craft hundreds of unique items. Battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses in an immersive towny experience.
Descend into massive dungeons. Feel the excitement of each battle and the satisfaction of solving each puzzle. Explore detailed rooms for exclusive gear.
Take to the skies flying on dragons and discover dozens of new biomes in the terralith wilderness to build your town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.
Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories to bring your town to life.
Protect your fortress and riches with land claims and lockable containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.
Enjoy many QOL features such as player warps, /sethome, /tpa and many others.
Enjoy an immersive experience with new textures, models and sounds, No mods are needed. Simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.
Realmportal has a decade-long online presence, an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We frequently add new updates and value community feedback for content.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server? A: You can join at realmportalmc.xyz

Q: Are there any classes with special skills? A: Yes, you can choose a class with various skills to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server? A: No, griefing and stealing are forbidden on the server and can easily be undone.

Q: Are there any new biomes to explore? A: Yes, you can discover dozens of new biomes in the terralith wilderness.

Q: How can I engage in the economy on the server? A: You can engage in the economy with player shops, auctions, and functional factories to bring your town to life.

Q: Are there any quality of life features available? A: Yes, you can enjoy features such as player warps, /sethome, /tpa, and many others for a smoother gameplay experience.

Q: Is the server free to play? A: Yes, the server is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements.

NintenCraft Server

18344, Animal Crossing, console, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Mario, mario kart, NintenCraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, Online Multiplayer, pokemon, retro gaming, Server, super smash bros, Technology, video games, vidya, virtual reality, Zelda

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself handcrafted each block with his bare hands while sipping on a potion of invisibility.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive 18344 vidya Nintendo. Legend has it that this majestic beast drops nothing but rare loot and has the power to grant wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!

CraftySEKAI Minecraft Server

card stories, CraftySEKAI, Crypton Future Media, current event, Detective Tenma, English version, event stories, FAQ, gacha, hatsune miku, Korea, Leo/need, Minecraft, MORE MORE JUMP!, Nightcord de., Original Characters, project sekai, psg, Resources, rhythm game, sega, Sekai Viewer, Sekai Wiki, Server, taiwan, translated stories, Vivid BAD SQUAD, vocaloids, Wonderlands × Showtime

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Void Gems Collected:	31	Star Shards Collected:	205
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, rhythm, and virtual singers galore!

Ever wanted to solve crimes like a pro detective? Well, Detective Tenma is on the case in our server! Help catch the criminal and boost your Pure attribute while you’re at it. Who knew solving crimes could be so fun in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we’ve got a gacha that will blow your mind! Vanquish evil with our Accomplished Contractors, including Tsukasa, Rui, and Luka. These virtual singers are ready to rock your blocky world!

And if you’re looking for some translated stories to dive into, we’ve got you covered. From Leo’s adventures to MORE MORE JUMP!, there’s a tale for everyone in our server. Plus, don’t miss out on the Wonderlands × Showtime story – it’s a real block-buster!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows what mysteries and rhythm games await you in Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage! ft. Hatsune Miku!

BreakupCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, break up stories, BreakupCraft, Cheating, communication breakdown, Disrespect, dumped for bad reason, emotional manipulation, emotional pain, failed relationship, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, lack of trust, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationship issues, Server, toxic behavior, unrealistic expectations, worst breakup

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Players Killed by Monsters:	7917	Holy Grails Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “it’s not you, it’s me” or “we’re just not compatible”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with the most outrageous breakup stories you’ve ever heard!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being dumped because your partner found a rare diamond in the game and decided they were better off without you. Or maybe you’ll be the one doing the dumping because your significant other built a house that was just too ugly to look at.

But wait, there’s more! How about getting dumped because your partner accidentally set your pet wolf on fire and couldn’t handle the guilt? Or maybe you’ll break up with someone because they kept stealing all your diamonds and blaming it on a glitch in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with the most absurd breakup stories imaginable, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the crazy world of love and loss in the world of blocks and pixels.

Crafty20sWasted

20s, career development, Crafty20sWasted, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, growth mindset., hindsight, learning experiences, life choices, life lessons, missed opportunities, personal growth, regrets, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, serious, Time management, wasting time

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Towns Built:	5	Votes:	6610
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of wasting your 20s on boring stuff like school, work, and relationships? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and waste your 20s in the most epic way possible!

Instead of spending your days in a cubicle or at the bar, you could be exploring our server’s vast and wacky world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and hilarious NPCs. Who needs a stable job or a committed relationship when you can be fighting off creepers and building giant phallic structures with your new online buddies?

Forget about saving for retirement or buying a house, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the next zombie apocalypse or how to outbuild your rival in a build battle. So come join us and waste your 20s in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible!

CraftyNukeWars

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNukeWars, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic negotiations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global stability, international relations, military escalation, military intervention, missile attack, national security, peacekeeping efforts, political decision making, Russian airfields, security measures, strikes, Ukraine

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6076
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Emeralds Found:	2303	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	6446	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where we blow up stuff like a missile attack on Ukraine? Biden’s administration be discussing whether to allow strikes on Russian airfields, but we already be blowing up blocks left and right! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before. Build your own airfield and defend it from incoming missiles, or join the chaos and launch your own attacks. It’s a war zone out here, but it’s all in good fun on this insane Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the explosions begin!

FutureMineCraftDeadYT

#youtube, Comments.., Dead, digital footprint, Future, FutureMineCraftDeadYT, History, Humanity, Imagine, Legacy, Living, mortality, normal, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, social media, Technology, time capsule, Videos, weird

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	60	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SKELETONS THAT CAN’T STOP DABBING!

OUR WORLD IS FILLED WITH WACKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY CHARACTERS, LIKE A TALKING PIG NAMED BACONATOR AND A COW THAT THINKS IT’S A SUPERHERO!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND… TOILET PAPER? YEAH, WE DON’T KNOW WHY EITHER, BUT IT’S THERE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BECOME THE RULER OF THE LAND AND HAVE A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY! YEAH, THAT’S TOTALLY A THING HERE!

PotionPvP: pHun with Flucytosine

Flucytosine, pHun, PotionPvP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4869	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungi like C. glabrata and C. albicans with the power of fluconazole and flucytosine! at lower pH values, the fun gets even crazier as we battle these pesky organisms in the depths of the nether! flucytosine is our secret weapon against VVC and recurrent VVC, so grab your pickaxe and join the fight! who knew treating fungal infections could be this exciting?!