”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cleanup script, cost effective, coworker, data analysis, data cleaning, data pipeline, data processing, efficiency, innovation, Job, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, salary, scripting, smp, Spreadsheet, Technology, TheLlamaGuru, Tokens, user records

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Ores Mined:	7142	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!

Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

ToxicTreatsMC

Awareness, Caution, common belief, danger, false sense of security, HARMFUL, health, hidden dangers, ignorance, Misconception, Misinformation, norms, overlooked risks, Perception, potential hazards, public perception, Risk, Safety, society, ToxicTreatsMC, wellness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play it safe? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where everything you thought was safe is actually harmful! That’s right, forget about avoiding lava and creepers, on our server, the real danger comes from harmless looking flowers and cute little bunnies. You never know what will attack you next!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Killer Sheep of Doom. These woolly menaces will stop at nothing to take you down, so watch your back at all times.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be shocked, surprised, and maybe even a little bit terrified. Just remember, nothing is safe here, not even the grass beneath your feet.

ScarboroughShenanigans Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, diplomatic issue, disputed territory, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, military maneuvers, military tension, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incidents, Philippines, Scarborough Shoal, ScarboroughShenanigans, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crops Grown:	5900
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than philippines and china fighting over some shoal! we got flares firing everywhere, it’s a real danger zone, just like our pvp arena! you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like those crazy countries! join now for a wild ride and maybe even start your own international incident, who knows!

OilTankerFireball

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Disaster, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion, Fire, Fireball, Houthi strike, international relations, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, News, OIL INDUSTRY, oil tanker, OilTankerFireball, safety precautions, violence, Yemen

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can cause chaos and destruction like a houthi strike on an oil tanker? well do i have the server for u! come join us and watch as fireballs erupt everywhere, just like in the movies! build your own oil tanker and see if u can withstand the ultimate houthi strike challenge. trust me, it’s gonna be lit! literally. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

VeggieCraft: Live Longer, Game Strong

Adventist vegetarians, dairy, diet, eggs, Game, health benefits, health outcomes, Health research, lacto-ovo-vegetarian, Live, longer, Longevity, longevity study, lower risk of death, mortality, nutrition, pesco-vegetarian, plant based diet, plant-based nutrition, research study, STRONG, vegetarian diet, vegetarian lifestyle, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Villages Defended:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

join our epic minecraft server and u will have an 18% lower risk of death!! yes, u heard that right, u will live longer just by playing on our server.

if u follow a pesco-vegetarian diet, ur risk of death will drop by 18% – just like magic. but wait, there’s more! if u follow a lacto-ovo-vegetarian diet, ur risk drops by 15%. and if u are an Adventist vegetarian, ur risk drops by 12%.

so come join us and live longer while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew minecraft could be so good for ur health? join now and start ur journey to immortality!

Grownup Gamers SMP: Where the only diamonds you find are lost in real life. Noobs not allowed.

+18, Allowed, bedrock, Chill, Community, diamonds, Discord, Diverse, Events, Find, Friendly, Fun, Gamers, grownup, hermitcraft, java, Life, Lost, Mature, Noobs, party games, Players, real, Skills, smp, Support, Survival, Talents, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Grownup Gamers
Website	http://grownupgamers.life
Discord	Join Discord
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Requirement	Must be 18 and above

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Grownup Gamers?

A: Grownup Gamers is a community of older gamers who host a mostly vanilla Minecraft survival server for mature players to enjoy.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and submit a whitelist ticket after reading our rules. Once approved, you’ll be added to the whitelist.

Q: What does the server offer?

A: We provide a friendly and supportive community, Java/Bedrock compatibility, voice chat capabilities, a powerful server, DynMap, Discord integration, and more.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We welcome players of all skill levels and playstyles, as long as they are friendly and positive contributors to our community.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Players must be 18 and above to join Grownup Gamers.

Q: Is there a creative server available?

A: Yes, we have a separate creative server with the same seed as our survival world for players to express their creativity.

Q: Can I record/stream content on the server?

A: We welcome content creators of all types, but our focus is on enjoying Minecraft together rather than content production.

HistoryCraft Server

Analysis, Civilization, critical reflection, critical thinking, culture, education, Historical figures, History, HistoryCraft, Humanity, impact of history, IMPORTANCE, knowledge, learning, lessons learned, past events, perspective, Relevance, Server, Significance, societal development, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	9662
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9562
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Towns Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring history lessons and smelly historical figures? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own epic adventures instead of learning about old farts from the past! Our server is full of crazy builds and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about those boring history books. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all those pesky historical figures trying to lecture you about the past. So why waste your time with history when you can join our server and have a blast instead? Join now and say goodbye to boring old farts forever!

GaycestCraft: The Fabulous Minecraft SMP

brother, coming out, dad/son, Fabulous, family relationships, forbidden love, gay experiences, gaycest, GaycestCraft, Gender Identity, homosexual, Incest, lesbians, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, non-binary, queer, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, smp, taboo

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	4961
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your incestuous gay experiences, whether you’re into dad/son, brotherly love, or any other taboo relationships. And don’t worry, lesbians are welcome too, but sorry trannies, no entry for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous stories and outrageous adventures. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

advice, BabyDaddyDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Decision making, Drama, Empathy, Friends, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, Pregnancy, Psychology, rejection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	718	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the story of my friend who got caught up in a love triangle with a guy who got someone else pregnant while trying to rekindle things with her.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine receiving a text from the baby mama calling you desperate for pursuing a man in such a messy situation. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and questionable life choices without any real-life consequences? Plus, you might just learn a valuable lesson about making better choices in relationships.

Don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole) in real life, join our server and let the chaos ensue!

NoKidsNoProbsMC

balance, career, childfree, Conflict, different paths in life, family, family dynamics, family rift, freedom, Happiness, Honesty, honesty with kids, life choices, NoKidsNoProbsMC, parenting, personal choice, personal time, Respect, sibling rivalry, societal expectations, Truth

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Emeralds Found:	7551	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values freedom, personal time, and career growth? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s childfree lifestyle, we believe in living life on your own terms without judgment.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire without the pressure of family obligations. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand that happiness comes in many forms, whether it’s raising virtual animals or conquering pixelated kingdoms.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, just like OP stood her ground with her sister, you can stand tall in our server and be proud of your choices. Who needs kids when you have a creeper army at your disposal?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (virtual, of course)! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’re obligated to do is have fun!

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