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Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bottoms, a group of players who have mastered the art of building entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Rumor has it they even have a secret handshake involving a diamond pickaxe and a bucket of lava.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Farms Harvested:	343
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers dance the Macarena, and the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Nether Unicorn, whose rainbow farts can teleport you to faraway lands.

Join now for a chance to participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants compete in evening gown and talent competitions to win the coveted title of Miss Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon strut its stuff like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of craziness.

UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and neglecting your Minecraft duties? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the clutches of the naughty videos! Join us and you’ll be so busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers that you won’t even remember what porn is! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will personally ban you if he catches you watching porn on our server. So come on, join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all!

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Animals Bred:	104	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crops Grown:	9662

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

RedLineCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	New Chunks Explored:	54975

come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Farms Harvested:	199
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Vampyro111 is a passionate content creator with a focus on gaming and entertainment. Known for their engaging commentary and captivating gameplay, they have built a strong following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube. With a love for all things supernatural and a knack for storytelling, Vampyro111 brings a unique perspective to their content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Revere

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Potions Brewed:	155	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Join our fun and lovely SMP server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone whiz, there’s something here for everyone!

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Gladio’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	529
Endless Night Skies:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Operation Gladio to a whole new level! Join us as we create our own stay behind armies in the virtual world, controlling the game from within with epic battles and crazy missions.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a radical far right terrorist group in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Team up with your friends and wreak havoc on our server, just like the CIA did in real life (allegedly).

Think you have what it takes to be a member of the Trench Coat Mafia in our Minecraft world? Show off your building skills and strategic gameplay as you navigate through our insane challenges and false flag operations.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other Operation Gladio type groups to choose from, so you can switch it up and keep the excitement going. From Proud Boys to Antifa, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and experience the ultimate conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where every move you make is controlled by the CIA (or is it?). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!