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BeachBumBarefoot in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including naked beach parties! Join us for a chance to strip down and show off your blocky bod while building sandcastles and battling creepers in the nude. Who knew pixelated nudity could be so liberating?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market trading emeralds for enchanted golden carrots. Don’t ask how they got their hooves on those carrots, just enjoy the sweet, sweet loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden disco cave where the skeletons have traded in their bows for glow sticks and are busting out some sick dance moves. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Naked beach parties and llama-run black markets await!

SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive

Accountability, Apology, Baptism, Boundaries, Contention, dress, family, forgiveness, grudge, Household, overstepping, parenting, punishment, Religious, Respect, SisStealsMyStyleButNoForgive, sister, Special

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of your little sister constantly stealing your stuff and not respecting your boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build giant walls to keep her out!

Imagine a world where you can dress up your character in your precious baptism dress and twirl around without fear of it being stolen by your sibling. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and set boundaries that will actually be respected.

Don’t hold pointless grudges in real life, come join our server and let the virtual world be your playground for sibling rivalry. Plus, we have a special “Twirl Around in Your Baptism Dress” event every Sunday! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

PixelPajamaParty

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Potions Brewed:	181	Crops Grown:	4094
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	70	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, battle against hordes of zombie chickens, and ride on flying pigs to explore the far reaches of the server.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, ride on giant spiders as your trusty steed, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why sleep naked when you can join our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

KremlinCraft: Not My Fault! – Minecraft Server

Accountability, Blame, denial, Disaster, Failure, Fault, Government, investigation, KremlinCraft, Kursk, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, RESPONSIBILITY, Russian navy, Server, Statement, submarine, submarine accident, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8727
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server? Well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity, yo! We got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ sunglasses, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground lair where all the diamonds are made of cheese and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dudes lookin’ for a hug. Plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and farts rainbows. True story, bro.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that Putin himself tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the awesomeness. He was all like, “Not my fault, this server is too lit for me.” So if you wanna be cooler than Putin, come join us and let the good times roll, baby!

Girlpower Banned

Afghanistan, banned, Bans, Censorship, cultural norms, discrimination, freedom of expression, gender, gender equality, girlpower, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, oppressive regime, Public, reading, restriction, singing, Sound, Taliban, VOICES, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

so like, this server is so lit that even the Taliban would be like “dang, that’s some crazy stuff.” we don’t ban women’s voices here, we ENCOURAGE them to sing and read out loud in public! it’s like a party every day with all the ladies belting out tunes and reciting Shakespeare. come join us for a wild time and stick it to the Taliban with every note you hit! #girlpower #minecraftrevolution

Gege’s Gen Minecraft Server

Anime, emulate, fanservice, figurines, GayGay, gege, Geges, Gen, husbandos, Jjk, landscape, male characters, male gaze, Mark my words, Minecraft, new generation, Sales, Server, Shameless, toji trends, Women, yaoi fics

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mines Excavated:	1162
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic husbandos and fanservice you could ever imagine! Forget about the typical male gaze, we’re all about appealing to the ladies here. Our male characters are so dreamy, you’ll be swooning in no time.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of yaoi fics and figurines that will make your heart race. The men on our server are so hot, you’ll be doing workouts just to try and look like them. Who needs fanservice of women when you have all this eye candy to drool over?

Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. The landscape of anime will never be the same once you experience the magic of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of GayGay!

PLAPCraft SMP: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Anon, blocky, Edition, Girls, girls make, go PLAP PLAP, horny, horny anon, make go PLAP, nutslop, nutslop video, nutslop video game, PLAP, PLAP PLAP PLAP, PLAPCraft, pussy, shoot, smp, Thread, Ultimate, video game, Video Game Edition, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7078	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the girls will make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot nutslop all over the place!

Our server is filled with sexy pixelated babes who will make your pickaxe stand at attention. From the blocky baddies to the busty builders, there’s a girl for every type of player. And don’t worry, they’re all ready to show you a good time in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From strip mining competitions to lava parkour races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond dildo hidden deep within the mines.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with PLAP PLAP PLAP and nutslop galore!

WitchySisNoRoomie

altar, banishing spell, black candles, chanting, Coins, energy balance, energy vampires, family dynamics, freedom, full moon ritual, Offerings, Pentagrams, raw meat, religious mania, Staff, summoning spirits, tarot card readings, tarot cards, voodoo dolls, Wicca, witchcraft, WitchySisNoRoomie

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Crops Grown:	8639	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate witchcraft extravaganza! Join now for a chance to summon spirits, cast spells, and banish negative energy just like the sister in this wild story.

Build your own altar with pentagrams, black candles, and jars of mysterious ingredients. Perform full moon rituals in the comfort of your virtual living room, complete with chanting in ancient languages and waving around staffs you crafted yourself.

Need a break from reality? Dance around a virtual fire in our backyard, tossing herbs, papers, and ex photos into the flames. And don’t forget to leave offerings of raw meat, coins, and strange liquids around your virtual house to attract spirits and energy vampires!

Quit your real-life job and rely on tarot card readings to guide your decisions on our server. Let the cards tell you whether your boss is an energy vampire or if it’s time to summon a spirit to bring balance to your life.

Join now and unleash your inner witch on our server! Just be sure to keep the pentagrams off the hardwood floors – we don’t want any angry roommates summoning spirits to clean up the mess.

HateToBeAroundSMP

ANNOYING, Behavior, books, character traits, Conflict, Entertainment, escapism, FANTASY, fictional character, hate, HateToBeAroundSMP, imagination, IRRITATING, Literature, love, movies, Personality, Real Life, relationships, social interactions, television

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1058	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally blowing up their house with TNT? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite fictional characters in epic battles against hordes of creepers and zombies. Imagine fighting side by side with Batman as you defend your base from a horde of skeletons, or strategizing with Hermione Granger to outsmart the Ender Dragon.

But be warned, not all fictional characters are as friendly as they seem. Watch out for the Joker setting traps around your base or Darth Vader trying to steal your diamonds. It’s a chaotic world out there, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get into with your favorite fictional characters by your side!

MineTunez

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting in silence? Join our epic Minecraft server where every block you break plays a sick beat based on your favorite music genre! Dig to the rhythm of heavy metal, build to the soothing sounds of classical music, or fight off creepers with some funky disco tunes. Who needs a jukebox when you have a whole world of musical blocks at your fingertips? Join now and rock out while you mine and craft your way to victory!