The White Hatter MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyKremlinCraft

russia, CraftyKremlinCraft, Diplomacy, sanctions relief, diplomatic relations

so, like, u know how the white house is all like, “yo, we gotta figure out a plan for russia sanctions relief”? well, imagine if that was all happening on this epic minecraft server! like, the president is just chillin’ in his virtual oval office, tryna negotiate with virtual putin to lift the sanctions. u gotta join this server just to see the drama unfold, man. plus, there’s like, secret underground tunnels and stuff where u can hide from the fbi agents tryna catch u for hacking into the server. it’s wild, bro. come join the chaos!

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Cycle Syncing Craze Debunked

dieting, Women’s Fitness, workout timing, female physiology, research findings

join this cray cray minecraft server where we sync our building skills with the phases of the moon! forget about timing your workouts with your menstrual cycle, we time our epic battles with the lunar cycle for maximum power! our internet influencers will teach you how to coordinate your mining, crafting, and building with the phases of the moon for ultimate success! who needs muscles when you have the power of the moon on your side?! come join us and debunk the common belief that women can’t dominate in minecraft!

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Astoria RP

Religion, Creation, Kingdoms, Medieval, Dwarves
Astoria Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP

Races Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs

Features Revive system, Dynmap Towny, SiegeWar addon, custom races and skills

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ad Astoria?

We are a whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP server emphasizing diplomacy and world-building. Players can create characters based on extensive written lore and establish towns and nations.

What is the server’s lore?

The continent of Aethelwyn was sustained by Pillars of Creation until they shattered, unleashing the Void. The continent splintered, beasts rose, and chaos reigned.

How do I join the server?

Join the discord, apply in #apply-here, and submit a character in #character-submission. Be sure to read the rules before applying.

What are some unique features of the server?
Discord: Join our Discord server
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FootprintCraft 1.20.4

FootprintCraft, foot health, Toes, foot fetish, Foot scrub

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, and creepers that explode like my mom after finding my browser history!

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some memories that will have you saying “Nice toe meet you again” for years to come!

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UltimatumCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, self-centered, Server, alcohol, Christian

Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of dealing with crazy ultimatums and religious drama in your relationships, then come join our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to convert to anything, not even to the Church of Creeperology!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry villagers start demanding you convert to their religion of “Blockism.” But fear not, on our server, you can be a devout follower of the Church of Baconism and still be accepted with open arms (and bacon sandwiches)!

Forget about being guilt-tripped for eating pork or attending harmless gatherings with your friends. On our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and battling zombie pigmen in the Nether!

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself without any crazy demands or manipulative tactics, then join us today! And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be praying for is more diamonds and less drama. Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

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BabyShowerDramaCraft

baby shower, pacifiers, JOKE, cousin, Headbands

join our minecraft server and experience the most epic diaper cake building competition of all time! forget about regular old building challenges, we’re taking it to the next level with 4-tier diaper cakes decked out with baby clothes, pacifiers, headbands, shoes, and everything in between!

imagine the laughs and jokes as you compare your diaper cake creations with other players. will yours be the biggest and most extravagant? or will you go for a smaller, cuter approach like our cousin’s diaper cake?

but beware, some players may not appreciate your diaper cake masterpiece as much as they should. just like the brother in this story who preferred a smaller cake, you might face ungrateful comments from other players. will you be able to handle the drama and keep your cool like the OP in this post?

join our server now and show off your diaper cake building skills! who knows, you might even win the title of “diaper cake king/queen” and earn the respect of all players. don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience, join now!

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GrownupLuresMC SMP

childhood annoyances, childhood dislikes, evolving tastes, childhood repulsion, matured palate

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and boring gameplay? Well do I have the server for you! This server is like a mix between a circus and a zoo, with crazy builds and wacky adventures around every corner.

Remember that thing you hated as a kid? Well, guess what, now it’s the main attraction on this server! We’ve got giant spiders, creepy clowns, and even a haunted house that will make you scream like a little baby. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… or is it?

Join our server for a chance to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (just kidding, we’re broke af). But seriously, join us for the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

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CraftyTim2024

Tim Walz for President, Tim Walz 2024, Presidential Run, TIM WALZ, president

Are you tired of the same old boring politicians running for President? Well, look no further because Tim Walz is throwing his hat into the ring! Join our Minecraft server and help Tim Walz campaign for President by building giant pixel art of his face all over the map. Who needs policy experience when you have a loyal army of blocky supporters? Plus, rumor has it that if Tim wins, he’ll rename the White House to the “Block House” and make creepers his official security detail. So come on, join our server and let’s make America crafty again with Tim Walz!

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Starlink Shenanigans Minecraft Server

Reports, Server, satellite alternatives, spacex, global connectivity

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, cows that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a whole new world, man. and, get this, we got this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. it’s lit, fam. oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal to the nether that leads to a disco inferno? yeah, you heard me right. so, like, join now before the EU tries to steal our satellite alternatives for Ukraine. ain’t nobody got time for that, amirite?

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BlockyBalkanBrawl

eastern europe, Vandalism, extremism, BlockyBalkanBrawl, Politics

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Bulgarian authorities are trying to arrest pro-Russian MPs after they attacked the Commission building in-game! That’s right, our server is so realistic that it’s causing real-life drama! Join now for a wild ride full of chaos, adventure, and maybe even a little jail time! Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

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Server Type	Whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP
Races	Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs
Features	Revive system, Dynmap Towny, SiegeWar addon, custom races and skills

The White Hatter

Astoria Minecraft Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

What is Ad Astoria?

What is the server’s lore?

How do I join the server?

What are some unique features of the server?