the whale – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

ExcuseCraft 2.0
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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

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BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server
3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank
Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

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UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone
BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!
Animals, breeding patterns, conservation, disruptions, ecological balance, EcoSelfieCraft, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, environmental impacts, feeding patterns, habitat destruction, Human Behavior, natural environment, Nature, perfect selfie, responsibly, Risk, Save, scientists, Snap, social media, social media influence, wildlife
join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

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TrumpRogan’sMCServer
BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

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RustIsTheWorstMC SMP
long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.
But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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NoFamCoinNeeded
emotional baggage, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, favoritism, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial hardship, financial independence, financial inequality, financial resentment, financial responsibility, financial struggle, generational wealth, NoFamCoinNeeded, parental favoritism, parental support, Resentment, sibling rivalry
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding hard work and dedication! Unlike some parents out there, we won’t play favorites or leave you hanging in a shelter while your siblings live it up with all the diamonds and enchanted gear.
Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, except for those who try to mooch off their hardworking siblings. Our parents may be in a tight spot now, but hey, maybe they should have thought about that before leaving you high and dry.
So come on in and show off your building skills, fight off creepers, and maybe even teach our parents a lesson or two about fairness. Who needs their help anyway when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now!

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PetTalksMinecraftSMP
Animal Behavior, animal communication, pet behavior, pet communication, pet confessions, pet confessions revealed, pet experiences, pet observations, pet owners, pet owners’ fears, pet revelations, pet secrets, pet secrets exposed, pet stories, pet tales, pet talk, Pets, PetTalksMinecraftSMP, Secrets, talking pets, worries
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets your pet has been hiding from you all this time! Imagine the drama and gossip that will unfold when your furry friend spills the tea on all the crazy things they’ve witnessed in your house. From late-night snack raids to secret naps in your bed, you’ll never look at your pet the same way again. So come join us and see what scandalous stories your pet has been keeping under wraps!

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EventQuest: Uncover the LOLs
#revelation, Curiosity, discovery, EventQuest, hidden truths, historical curiosity, historical discovery, historical event, historical investigation, historical knowledge, Historical Mysteries, historical revelation, investigation, knowledge, lols, Mystery, Secrets, Truth, Uncover, Uncovering, Uncovering history, uncovering the past, uncovering the truth
Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually travel back in time and witness historical events unfold right before your eyes! Want to know what really happened during the Battle of Thermopylae? Join our server and watch as King Leonidas and his 300 Spartans take on the Persian army in epic fashion! Or maybe you’re curious about the true story behind the sinking of the Titanic? Dive into our virtual world and see if you can save Jack and Rose from their icy fate! With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, this server is the ultimate time-traveling experience for history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts alike. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and unexpected ways!

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CraftyElectionInfluence
CraftyElectionInfluence, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Disinformation, election integrity, election interference, election interference prevention, election meddling, election security, foreign interference, foreign meddling, HACKING, influence, information warfare, iran, microsoft, Misinformation, political influence, Propaganda, social media manipulation, US Election
so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. you gotta join cuz we got like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn poop so you know they’re extra magical.
we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.
oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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