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Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	8417	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

asset, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FogCraft, Ghostbin, hilarious, mashup, MEDIAFIRE, meets, Minecraft, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Rentry, Repository, Resources, steam community, Thread

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
New Chunks Explored:	772720	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Crafty, DILF, Kingdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Emeralds Found:	7552	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

ai, AI Songwriting, Artificial Intelligence, cd, Craft, Creative Technology, digital artist, ep, future of music, Jams, Music, music production, original, Original music, Oshi, song, SUNO, virtual singer, virtual youtuber, voca, vocaloid, Vtuber

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪

Blockbuster Bonanza

ABSOLUTE CINEMA, action, Actor, actress, blockbuster, bonanza, cinematography, classic, comedy, cult film, Director, Drama, Entertainment, film, film festival, Foreign film, Hollywood, indie, Movie, must watch, romance, Thriller

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	431	Emeralds Found:	944
Votes:	4366	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on this server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DRAGONS guarding the treasure chests!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! But be careful, because the evil Creeper King is also after the Diamond Bacon and will stop at nothing to get it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every player gets their own personal RAINBOW LLAMA as a companion! These llamas can help you mine for diamonds, fight off enemies, and even breakdance when you play music for them!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WILD and WACKY adventure and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Tom’s Blocky Birthday Bash

18th birthday, Adulthood, Bash, Birthday, birthday celebration, blocky, Celebrity, celebrity children, controversy, DAUGHTER, entertainment industry, Fame, family, Hollywood, Media, milestone, parenting, political implications, public figure, society, speculation, Tom Cruise, Toms, turning 18

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good time and are never afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground societies, treasure-filled dungeons, and even a unicorn ranch where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night at the top of the tallest mountain?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and change the course of Minecraft history forever!

Trailer Trash Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow made of diamonds while battling a dragon with a lightsaber.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper and the dance floor is made of glowing obsidian.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies throw slime at you for fun?

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Cornucopia

Cornucopia, Crafty

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of those boring servers where you can’t do anything fun? Well, look no further because we have everything you need and more!

Join us on our server where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even build a castle made entirely of diamonds! Our server is so EPIC that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and LOOT for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our EPIC Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

Whiny American Gamer Server – No Complaints Allowed!

#gamer, Allowed, American, complaining, Complaints, consumerism, digital content, dlc, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement culture, Ethics, freeloader, Game, Gaming Community, gaming industry, online behavior, online gaming, permaban, Piracy, Pirate, Server, Stream, streaming, triggered, whiny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Love Letters Sent:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to embrace their inner pirate! 🏴‍☠️ Why buy all the DLC when you can just pirate them like a true buccaneer?

Join us and witness the epic saga of an American player who couldn’t afford all the DLC, only to be told to pirate them by a fellow player. The American got so triggered that he called the pirate a freeloader and permabanned them! Talk about drama on the high seas of Minecraft!

So come aboard our server and experience the thrill of pirating DLC, triggering Americans, and getting banned for being a true pirate legend. Who needs to follow the rules when you can sail the seas of Minecraft with reckless abandon? Join us now and let the chaos begin! 🌊⚔️