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Some of the unique features include dungeons with custom items and mobs, player warps/shops, over 200 custom items, custom fishing and farming, custom mining with special rewards, daily bosses, quests, jobs, and cross-play compatibility.
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We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from vanilla tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.
A: You can join by filling out the application form linked above. Once approved, you will receive the server information to connect.
Q: Are griefing and hacking allowed on the server?
A: No, we have measures in place to protect the server from griefers and hackers. Action will be taken against those who violate the rules.
Q: Can I use the proximity voicechat feature?
A: Yes, the proximity voicechat feature is optional for players to use if they wish to communicate with others in-game.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?
A: We aim to maintain a vanilla-like experience with some quality of life improvements. However, certain exploits may be restricted to ensure fair play for all players.