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BurgerBucksBlockParty

aita, budgeting, BurgerBucksBlockParty, BURGERS, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, emotions, family, finances, income, Pregnancy, recipe, relationships, savings, Siblings, Support, telling her to stop spending $45 on burgers weekly, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Star Shards Collected:	77	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of boring old burgers? Join our Minecraft server where we serve up the most delicious and outrageous burgers you’ve ever tasted! Our burgers are so good, they’ll make you forget all about your sister-in-law’s overpriced patties.

Not only do we have mouthwatering burgers, but we also have crazy stories to entertain you while you chow down. Like the time a creeper tried to steal all our buns, or when a zombie horde invaded our kitchen looking for brains (luckily, they left with our secret sauce recipe instead).

So why settle for boring burgers when you can join our server and feast on the most epic and hilarious burger adventure of your life? Plus, your wife won’t be mad at you for not buying her sister’s burgers anymore – win-win! Join now and let the burger madness begin!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

age, American Conservatives, BoomerCraft, Campaign, cognitive abilities, conservative values, debate, Decision making, dementia, election, leadership, mental health, Minecraft, old candidate, physical health, Politics, presidential candidate, reddit, republican party, Server, stand up, Support, Voting

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Votes:	5327	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old politicians who can barely stand up, let alone run a country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness! Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Plus, our server is so wild and crazy that even the most dementia-ridden candidate would feel right at home! So come on down and join the fun – who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

KamalaCraft2020!

2020 election, campaign fundraising, campaign trail, debate preparation, Democratic nominee, democratic party, donald trump, election predictions, election strategy, electoral college, kamala harris, KamalaCraft2020, policy proposals, political endorsements, political views, Politics, presidential race, republican party, swing states, united states, voter opinions

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	1001
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of the same old political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Kamala Harris is not only the Democratic nominee, but also a master builder who can outwit Donald Trump in a building competition! Watch as she constructs a wall of diamond blocks to keep out any pesky creepers trying to invade her territory. With her trusty pickaxe in hand, Kamala is ready to take on Trump and show him who the real boss of the server is. Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixelated power!

ElectionCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, crisis management., Democracy, diplomatic negotiations, ElectionCraft, elections, Electoral Process, Government, Hold, international relations, long term conflict, Minecraft, new ways, peace talks, political instability, political leadership, presidential elections, Server, Ukraine, voting process, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

so like, u know how ukraine is like, in a war or whatever? well this server is like, the perfect escape from all that craziness! join us and u can like, hold ur own elections in minecraft! who needs real life when u can be a virtual president, amirite? plus, we have like, secret underground bunkers where u can hide from all the chaos. come join us and let’s build a better world, one block at a time!

Putin’sPVPocalypse: NoConcessions

America, Bolton, Concessions, Conflict, consequences, devastation, Diplomacy, ex-advisor, foreign policy, international relations, national security, negotiations, NoConcessions, Politics, putin, PutinsPVPocalypse, russia, trump, U.S, Ukraine, Warning, world affairs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build walls bigger than Trump’s ego! we got crazy PvP battles that will make Putin jealous! if you don’t join, Ukraine and the US will be devastated, just like Bolton’s career! come build, fight, and conquer with us! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

ProbeCraftGalaxy

abduction, alien abductions, alien encounters, alien technology, aliens, anal probing, Close Encounters, conspiracy theories, Extraterrestrial, government cover-up, intergalactic travel, Mysterious, mysterious disappearances, otherworldly beings, Paranormal, ProbeCraftGalaxy, Sci Fi, space exploration, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects, Volunteers

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our minecraft server where the aliens are so desperate for volunteers that they resort to abduction just to get some booty action! who needs tinder when you can have a close encounter of the third kind? our server is out of this world, literally! explore alien landscapes, build spaceships, and maybe even find some extraterrestrial love. trust us, you won’t want to probe-crasinate on joining this server!

Oopsi SMP – Where accidental griefing is just another way to say ‘I love you’!

Accidental, Canada, Chill, death chest, dedicated server, Essentialsx, Grief Prevention, Griefing, hard difficulty, love, Minimal Lag, Moderation, NoCheatPlus, North America, oopsi, Plugins, Pvptoggle, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, stake, Survival, Uptime, Website, week old, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Server Information
Overview	A survival server that is lower stakes and chill with a few plugins. EssentialsX is installed with /sethome /tpr and sign trading. Grief prevention and NoCheatPlus is also installed on the server. Server is not whitelisted, but moderated.
Other Plugins	Death chest, PvPToggle
Difficulty	Hard
Uptime	>99%
Location	North America (Canada)
Current Status	About a week old
IP Address	mc.oopsismp.com (Also a website)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Is the server whitelisted?: No, the server is not whitelisted.
What plugins are installed?: EssentialsX, Grief Prevention, NoCheatPlus, Death Chest, PvPToggle.
Is PvP enabled on the server?: Yes, PvP is enabled but can be toggled using PvPToggle plugin.
Where is the server located?: The server is based in North America (Canada) with minimal lag.
How old is the server?: The server is about a week old.
How can I access the server?: You can access the server using the IP address mc.oopsismp.com.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, Ako, Atsuko, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Ibuki, Iroha, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Makoto, Manga, Minecraft, Misaki, News, PVs, Recruitment Event, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Emeralds Found:	5554	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles in the Grand Assault: ShiroKuro where you’ll face off against Torment with Heavy Armor – it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set where you’ll be battling in the field with Light Armor – it’s a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x Commissions happening right now – because who doesn’t love double the rewards for half the effort? Join us on this insane journey and you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

PixelPirate Minecraft Server

anime streaming, Anon, ask anon, content theft, copyright infringement, digital piracy, how to read manga, how to watch anime, illegal downloading, illegal streaming, Manga Reading, Minecraft, online piracy, oppose piracy, piracy apps, piracy websites, pirate apps, pirate websites, PixelPirate, read manga, Server, watch anime

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being judged for your pirating ways? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all forms of piracy! In fact, we even have a special pirate-themed section where you can sail the high seas and plunder other players’ loot (just make sure to ask nicely first). Join us and never worry about being judged for your questionable streaming habits again! Plus, rumor has it that buried somewhere on the server is a treasure chest filled with rare anime and manga that can only be unlocked by the most notorious pirates. So grab your eyepatch and join us today!

AloneCraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, AloneCraft, burnt out, Caregiver, Eat, family, Guilt, Guilty, hotel stay, jacuzzi tub, me time, mental health, Minecraft, recharge, Relaxation, room service, self love, self-care, Server, Sleep, Soak, stress relief, TV

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else and never having time for yourself? Do you dream of a day where the only person you have to worry about is YOU? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to take care of is your virtual self!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with a jacuzzi tub, a king size bed, and room service that delivers virtual food straight to your door. Sleep in as long as you want, soak in the virtual tub until you’re pruny, and binge-watch your favorite shows on our virtual TV. No guilt trip from your family, just pure relaxation and fun!

So come on, join us on our Minecraft server and give yourself the break you deserve. Who needs a fancy hotel when you can have all this and more in the virtual world? Don’t be an AITA, treat yourself to 24 hours of self-care and fun on our server!