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VaxCraft2021

advanced trial, Covid vaccine, dual protection, flu and Covid vaccine, flu vaccine, healthcare innovation, infectious diseases, medical breakthrough, Moderna, Moderna vaccine, pandemic response, public health, two-in-one vaccine, vaccination campaign, vaccine approval, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine research, vaccine safety, vaccine trial, VaxCraft2021

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret potion that turns diamonds into real-life cash! Can you believe it?! But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical portal that transports you to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. It’s like a dream come true, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

PixelTaxi Minecraft Server

Anime, binge-worthy, character-driven, crime solving, dark humor, Hidden Secrets, intriguing plot, japanese animation, Minecraft, Mystery, oddball characters, oddtaxi, PixelTaxi, psychological thriller, quirky personalities, rabu shirakawa, Server, Suspenseful, taxi driver, Tokyo setting, unconventional protagonist, unexpected twists., unique storytelling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us on our server, where the sheep wear sunglasses, the creepers throw parties, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on a Rainbow Road” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a skeleton or challenging a villager to a game of chess. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the fun!

/pol/ Craft Minecraft Server

Ari Nagel, controversy, Craft, donor conception, Father, Fatherhood, fertility, Internet Sensation, Minecraft, News, Online Community, parenting, POL, public figure, Server, single mothers by choice, social media, Sperm donor, Unconventional, unconventional parenting, viral, wikipedia

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1557	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including a mysterious figure known only as Ari Nagel. Is he our guy, /pol/? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this enigmatic character and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and plenty of blocky shenanigans. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover as you mine, build, and explore your way through our crazy world! So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyReddit Minecraft Server

community engagement, content curation, CraftyReddit, digital interaction, discussion platform, diverse perspectives, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, news aggregation, Online Community, online forums, reddit, Server, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user anonymity., User-generated content, virtual community

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	46
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Potions Brewed:	46
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and their harmonies will make your heart melt faster than a stack of smelted iron ingots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in its presence. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft world? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

PixelPennyCraft

Awesome, charging, coding, Community, developers, digital tools, free software, Generosity, Giveaway, Impressive.., innovation, open source, PENNY, PixelPennyCraft, programming, software applications, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, technology industry, Wonder

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you an arm and a block of diamonds just to play? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Notch himself would be jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and befriending creepers who just want a hug (or maybe to explode, who knows?).

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s actually a moderator now, helping players navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. And hey, did we mention that our server is powered by unicorn magic? Yeah, you heard that right. Unicorns. Magic. It’s a thing.

F16FunZone Minecraft Server

abroad, air defense, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, defense procurement, defense strategy, eastern europe, F-16 warplanes, F16FunZone, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, nato, Protect, Russian strikes, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	501963
Mines Excavated:	2133	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

so, like, ukraine is all like, “yo, russia, stay away from our F-16s, bro!” and they’re like, “we gotta keep ’em safe from those sneaky russians, ya know?” so they’re keeping them abroad, like on a secret mission or something. but hey, if you wanna join our minecraft server, we promise your F-16s will be safe from any russian strikes, like, for real. come join us and let’s protect our planes together, bro!

BlackSeaSubPatrol

Black sea, BlackSeaSubPatrol, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, maritime surveillance, military presence, military strategy, naval capabilities, naval losses, naval operations, Patrol, russia, SECURITY, submarine warfare, Submarines, ukraine military, Ukraine-Russia tensions

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have submarines patrolling the black sea! ukraine military is shook by our epic naval losses, they cant handle our pvp skills. we are the ultimate sea warriors, sailing the high seas in search of epic loot and battles. join us if you dare, but beware, our submarines are armed to the teeth with TNT cannons and diamond swords. only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our treacherous waters. so what are you waiting for? hop on board and set sail for adventure on our insane minecraft server!

BlockyTowCo

Assistance, automobile, BlockyTowCo, breakdown, car problems, car ride, cars, emergency, Ride, roadside assistance, roadside rescue, stranded vehicle, tow truck driver, Tow trucks, towing service, Transportation, transportation service, vehicle assistance, vehicle recovery, vehicle rescue, vehicle towing

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	94

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then you gotta check out this place! We got creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena! It’s a party 24/7, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with the Endermen. And don’t even get me started on the pig races! We’ve got pigs zooming around like they’re in the Daytona 500.

Oh, and did I mention the diamond rain? Yeah, that’s right. Every hour on the hour, diamonds rain from the sky like it’s a bling bling apocalypse. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow!

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you see a cow doing the moonwalk while wearing a top hat and monocle? It’s pure madness, my friend. So come on over and join the fun! Let’s make Minecraft wackier than a chicken wearing sunglasses!

PlasticCraft: Semen Study Edition

Chinese scientists, contamination, Edition, endocrine disruption, environmental pollution, fertility, global issue, health risks, human semen, imperative, microplastics, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticCraft, potential harm, Reproduction, reproductive health, research, scientific study, Semen, sperm quality, study, toxic chemicals

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

yo yo yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got microplastics in every human semen sample, like whaaat?! chinese scientists are sayin’ it’s super important to research if it’s messin’ up our reproduction, so like, come join us and see what kinda crazy mutations u can get from playin’ on our server! who needs normal when u can have microplastics in ur semen, amirite?! #JoinUsOrElse

GolemTime | The best server in the world! Minecraft server

Account.., Anarchy, banner, best, Clans, description, Events, Free Donations, Gaming, GolemTime, image, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, OWNER, Personal, Pirate, PvP, Rating, Russian, Server, world

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	1534
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

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