The Teletubbies Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Emeralds Found:	7599
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

BlockBusterAliGone

Assassination, BlockBusterAliGone, Claims, Conflict, current events, Eliminated, Hamas, hezbollah, international news, Islamic extremism, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Palestinian, political violence, Sayyed Attullah Ali, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, world affairs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9016	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Car Vault – The Auto Library

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive cars like you’re in Fast and Furious but also study them like you’re in a fancy library! Picture this: a massive garage filled with every car ever made, all lined up like shiny little toy cars waiting for you to hop in and zoom around. It’s like the Library of Congress, but with wheels! Join our server and become the ultimate car collector and racer, all while expanding your knowledge of vehicles. Who needs books when you can have horsepower, am I right? So come on over and rev your engines with us!

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

Analysis, Cliffhanger, Closure, confusion, Disappointment, disbelief, emotions, ENDED, ending, Frustration, gtIt, Minecraft, plot twist, Questioning, reaction, Server, storytelling, Thoughts, unexpected, unresolved, Unsatisfying, what the fuck, why, Writing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	261
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Potions Brewed:	173	Falling into the Void:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame endings? Look no further! Join our server where the ending will blow your mind (literally)! Instead of defeating the Ender Dragon, you’ll have to face off against an army of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. And just when you think you’ve won, a giant chicken boss will swoop in and challenge you to a dance-off! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

aew, Aew Dark, AEW Dark: Elevation, aew dynamite, AEW Rampage, Cody Rhodes, contract negotiations, cooked, Deal, Entertainment, Jon Moxley, kenny omega, long tail tags, Minecraft, Months, professional wrestling, Renewal, renewal deal, smp, sports, television, TONY KHAN, wrestling, wrestling promotion, young bucks

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started hosting their own talent show, complete with explosions and glitter cannons.

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who needs AEW when you have us?

CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3702
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

NetflixCancelledNoMore-MinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of your favorite Netflix shows getting cancelled before they even have a chance to shine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we never cancel anything! That’s right, our server is like the Netflix of Minecraft, except we actually finish what we start. Join us for a wild ride of non-stop entertainment and drama, just like your favorite TV show that got the axe too soon. Who needs Netflix when you have our server, where the only thing getting cancelled is your plans for the outside world!

SnackAttackCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	74
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	3548	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t satisfy your hunger for adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate snack for your gaming cravings!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their starchy treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to bring good luck to anyone who can catch it. Will you be the one to tame this majestic beast and ride off into the sunset in a blaze of rainbow glory?

So come on down to our server and indulge in a feast of fun and excitement. Who needs snacks when you have a Minecraft server this deliciously entertaining?

Holy Block Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3495
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus himself will come down from the heavens and bless your pixelated crops! That’s right, you heard me. Jesus will be your personal farmer, making sure your wheat grows faster than you can say “holy cow!” But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams! So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server in the universe!

””/Heem/”” – The Minecraft SMP King

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Brocktober edition SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, secret underground lairs, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about turning your house into a giant cake? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to a pot of gold guarded by a group of dancing chickens.

So why should you join our Brocktober edition SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!