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Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

Audience, Bait, BAITED, chuuba, Content Creator, Drop, ENGAGEMENT, flying, flying shit, give up, gura, insane rats, lack of streams, Minecraft, MONEY, Ocean, Online Community, Rats, Server, Shit, streaming, subbed, Support, viewership, Watching

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	188	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ores Mined:	1655	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Cash Money Minecraft SMP

000, 100, bonds, Cash, Diversification, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, high return, income generation, Investment, long-term growth, low management, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual funds, passive income, portfolio management, real estate, retirement planning, risk management, smp, stock market, ways to invest, wealth building

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Towns Built:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old investment opportunities that require actual work? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! With just $100k, you can join our server and invest in virtual diamonds that will generate you endless income with zero management involved.

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden diamond mine in our server and suddenly become the richest player in town. You’ll have other players begging to join your diamond empire and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.

But beware, there are rival players who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your reign as the wealthiest player. It’s a cutthroat world out there in our Minecraft SMP, but the rewards are worth the risk.

So why waste your money on boring real-life investments when you can join our server and become a virtual diamond tycoon? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!

Xanny.World Minecraft server

Anarchy mode, Auto-mine, Beginners, Cases, Community, Development, donation system, experienced, gameplay, Interaction, Jobs, Journey, Minecraft, Pets, PvP, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique Content, vulture servers, world, Xanny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Runes Activated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Welcome to our new server!

We are pleased to introduce you to a unique survival world that is just beginning its journey. Our server offers exciting opportunities for players of all levels – from beginners to experienced masters. Here you can not only survive, but also develop in a friendly and active atmosphere.

We have a donation system that will help support the server and its development. Thanks to your contributions, we can add new features, improve gameplay and create unique content.

In the near future, we plan to expand our project by adding an anarchy mode with vulture servers, where you can test your skills in PvP and interaction with other players. Join us on this exciting journey and become part of our growing community!

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Flawless Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blemish, blunder, criticism, critique, Defect, error, Fault, fault detection, fault finding, Find a flaw, flaw finding, FLAWLESS, imperfection, Issue, Minecraft, misstep, mistake, nitpicking, oversight, Problem, Server, slip-up, Weakness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the best-dressed llama wins a trip to the moon (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?)

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they’re a hoot!

I Hate This Dickhead Minecraft SMP

dickhead, frustrating individual, hate, i hate, irritating behavior, long tail tags: annoying person, Minecraft, smp, this dickhead

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with sweaty try-hards and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the creepers)!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky, unpredictable world? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Lost Election Minecraft Server

consequences, controversy, criticism, Defeat, Democracy, Downfall, election, fascist, Kristallnacht, leadership, Lost, mask off, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even Trump couldn’t handle the intensity! This server is so wild that even the most powerful politicians can’t handle the heat. Join us for a chance to witness crazy events like Trump losing the election and throwing a tantrum like never before. We’ve got mobs crazier than his tweets and challenges that will make you question reality. So mask off and join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible – even a fascist calling for a Kristallnacht!

The one… Minecraft SMP

assume, assumption, bullshit, COMEBACK, Fan, getting, GRAND, HATER, Like.., mad, Minecraft, Months, Npc, One, response, series, shitting, smp, spread, Trash

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Cartesian Theatre, Closed Beta Testing, collaboration event, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 1, Girls’ Frontline 2, Gray, Isolation Forest, lore material, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Phantom Thief Artistry, PNC Resources, pre-register, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Items Found:	6871	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Towns Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	342209	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Blessed, Blessing, Duality, empowerment, equality, female leaders, female power, feminism, Gratitude, Influential women, inspirational women, love, Minecraft, role models, Server, Strong Women, Support, Women, women in society, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3389
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?