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Blocky Bounty Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	124
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground society of top hats that control the entire server. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Topman, you will be granted access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the Topman is a sneaky little bugger who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

5 kids, abortion, Abuse, adoption, AITAH, babysit, condoms, CousinCraft, custody, deadbeat father, DEBT, dependents, family member, Hungry, hypocritical, judgmental, loaning money, Minecraft, Server, single mother, Stability, utility shut off, Vacations

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us and experience the wild adventures of a player who is torn between helping their struggling cousin and setting boundaries.

Witness the epic saga of a single mother of five, who refuses to use condoms and keeps having babies with the same deadbeat father. Will she ever pay back the $700 debt she owes, or will she continue to take luxurious vacations instead?

But wait, there’s more! Watch as our player debates whether to take custody of the kids to give them stability, all while wondering if they are being too judgmental or hypocritical. Will they end up buying food for the hungry children or letting them sleep in a cold house without utilities?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and family drama that will leave you questioning your own morals. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

RejectedTruthCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mines Excavated:	1483
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about the existence of flying pigs! That’s right, on our server, pigs sprout wings and soar through the sky, leaving a trail of bacon behind them. But be careful, because these bacon-wielding pigs are not to be messed with – they have a taste for revenge!

If flying pigs weren’t enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Dance the night away with the mysterious figure as he spins sick beats and shows off his killer dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who just want to cuddle. Dive into the treasure pit and snuggle up with these explosive creatures as you bask in the glow of diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky wonders that await you!

Was Was Wacky World

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5362	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da most epic adventure of ur life. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns poopin rainbows, and creepers doin the cha-cha slide. u can build ur own castle made out of marshmallows and ride a llama into battle against evil villagers.

we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine himself shows up to breakdance. and if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots.

so come on down to dis server where the only limit is ur imagination, and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. let’s make some memories that will make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandpa was a total legend in dat minecraft server.”

Alstroe Craft

Alstroe Craft, Buy, Community, compete, Cracked, Economy, Friends, friendship, Land, Leaderboards, loyalty, MCMMO, Minecraft, Perks, PvE, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Rewards, Sell, Server, Socialize, Survival, Tokens, Trade, Vote System

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Alstroe Craft is a survival Minecraft server dedicated to providing every player with the best possible gameplay experience. The name of this server is derived from the Alstroemeria flower, which stands for loyalty and friendship. Our goal all along is to establish a community where people can socialize, compete, and most importantly, make new friends from all around the world.

SERVER FEATURES

play.alstroecraft.com

Dawncraft: Where friends become enemies and enemies become friends (but seriously, NO PvP!)

Bosses, Classes, Combat, DawnCraft, Discord, dragons, enemies, EU server, Friends, INFORMATION, Modded, Mounts, NA server, New server, Ping, PvE, PvP, Questline, Roleplay, RPG, Ships, strict rules

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Runes Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Love Letters Sent:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Server Name:	BAHAMUT
Server Type:	PVP/PVE Free play
Region:	France
Modpack Used:	Dawncraft with Swashbucklers and Ice and Fire additions
Special Features:	Bigger Scaled Ships that are functional Tamable Dragons, Drakes, and other Mounts RPG Concept/Feel with chooseable classes at the start Epic Fight Combat Soulslike Bosses Questline that’s actually fun to play And many more with 250+ mods
Discord Server:	Join BAHAMUT Discord Server

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. When was the server started?

The server started approximately yesterday and is fairly new.

2. What is the server’s primary focus?

The server is focused on PVP/PVE gameplay with a free play style and avoids strict roleplay rules.

3. What are some of the key features of the server modpack?

Some key features include bigger scaled ships, tamable dragons, RPG elements with select classes, epic fight combat, soulslike bosses, and immersive questlines.

4. How can I join the server?

To join the server, please read the # Information Channel on the Discord server provided in the link above.

5. Is the server accessible for players outside of the France region?

Yes, players have reported regular ping even from different regions, so the France location should not deter international players from joining.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	188	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is filled with the finest Latina ass and pussy you’ve ever seen – and no, we’re not talking about mobs, we’re talking about our players! Join us for a wild and spicy adventure as you explore our world filled with sexy señoritas and caliente chicas. Build your own empire and conquer the hearts of our lovely Latina ladies. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a fiesta like no other!

PixelPervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Emeralds Found:	3114	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchantments Applied:	253	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can post your girl and watch her get transformed into all sorts of crazy stuff! Want to see her in xray nude or turned into a porn star? We’ve got you covered with options like facial, anal, bondage, ass spread, legs spread, pissing, lingerie, and more!

But wait, there’s more! If your pic is questionable or just plain bad, we’ll skip it. We only want the best for our players, after all. And if our transformations get you feeling some type of way, don’t be shy – come back and let us know how it makes you feel!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky time unlike any other Minecraft experience out there. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world we’ve created!

BalconyBallBounceWarfare

apartment, BALCONY, BalconyBallBounceWarfare, Boundaries, Communication, Community, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, disturbance, Empathy, Frustration, kicking, neighbors, Night shift, noise, parenting, Sleep, soccer ball, Understanding

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Votes:	9653	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being constantly disturbed by noisy neighbors? Do you dream of a peaceful night’s sleep without the sound of a soccer ball bouncing off your walls? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of the real world and build your own quiet paradise!

Join us and experience the joy of keeping a soccer ball hostage on your virtual balcony, away from the relentless knocking of a persistent child. Build your dream home, complete with soundproof walls and a roof that can withstand any soccer ball impact. Sleep soundly knowing that you are the master of your own domain, free from disturbances and interruptions.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to peaceful nights filled with uninterrupted slumber. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the key to a good night’s sleep?

LagCraft: Canada’s Defense Laggard

Allies, Budget, Canada, Canadas, criticism, defence spending, Defense, funding, global affairs, Government, international relations, LagCraft, laggard, Military, military capabilities, military expenditure, national defense, nato, North America, policy, SECURITY, worst performer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8943
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the worst performer now in all of minecraft. but, like, in a totally good way, you know? we’re being called a ‘laggard’ on defence spending, but that just means we’re saving all our diamonds for epic battles and stuff.

join our server if you want to be part of the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft world ever. we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper dance parties. our admins are always coming up with new challenges and quests that will make you question your sanity.

plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a good fight. so, come join us and see why we’re the worst performer now in the best way possible.