the queen’s corgi clips you don’t earn respect 2019 Minecraft Servers

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Villages Defended:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	6217
Divine Spears Created:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9148
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchantments Applied:	219
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Crops Grown:	4416
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!