The Promise Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Battle Royale: Steve vs. Creeper

battle, brawl, challenge, Champion, clash, Combat, combatant, combativeness, Competition, Conflict, Contender, Crafty, creeper, Defeat, Duel, Fight, match, Royale.., showdown, steve, Struggle, Victory, warrior, winner

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Our Minecraft server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns between players! Join us and prove your skills in intense PvP battles where only the strongest survive. Rumor has it that our diamond armor is so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the legendary dirt block. Legends say that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the mythical Creeper King who rules over a kingdom made entirely of TNT. Defeat him and claim his explosive throne for yourself!

So why wait? Join us now and become a minecraft legend in your own right!

CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

blowjobs, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CraftyCreepers, Cultural differences, DATING, foreign dating, Gender Roles, Intimacy, Israeli, Israeli girls, love, oral sex, Personal experiences, relationships, sexual expectations, sexual preferences, Shack, social norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, traditional values

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Animals Bred:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!

Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for their wild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?

And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

ai, album, banter, Camp, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, League Academy, lol, managers, Matches, Pro Evolution Soccer, shitposts, simulation, Teams, Training, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8543	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Creations: Memes & Mayhem Server

art, booru collection, catbox, Crafty, creations, drawing, drawing books, drawing programs, drawthread, Fun, Hide, ic drawing sticky, imgchest, Litterbox, MAYHEM, memes, names, NSFW deliveries, offsite options, Previous thread, references, Report, rules, Server, vidya

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and build your way to victory!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and crafted the most epic castle the world had ever seen. Legends say that dragons bowed down to this player, offering them diamonds and emeralds as tribute. Will you be the next ruler of the Minecraft realm?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest skins and textures you’ve ever laid eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to dancing llamas, you’ll find it all here. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every new player gets a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow farts.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of blocks and adventure with us! But remember, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Your real life may fade away, but your Minecraft legacy will live on forever. Join now and become a part of something truly epic!

RichCraft: Where Even the Wealthy Wonder Why They’re Playing Minecraft

affluent whites, Class, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, INEQUALITY, jew, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, Perspectives, Playing, prejudice, Privilege, Race, RichCraft, self-hating, sentiment, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Theyre, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with self-hating whites who just don’t understand the true joy of building and exploring? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players from all walks of life coming together to create a world that is truly unique.

Forget about the mundane and embrace the weird and wonderful on our server. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber

CraftyCreeperz, die off, Entertaining, Friends, motivation, Normalfags, owning a home, Vacations, Vax, Watching, watching a YouTuber, YouTuber

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Star Shards Collected:	243
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!

On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!

BootyCraft: Digging for Derrieres

ass, behind, BOOTY, BootyCraft, Bottom, CHEEKY, Derrieres, desire, Digging, flirtatious, funny, humor, innuendo, japanese, playful, Provocative, question.., Slang, Suggestive, teasing, temptation, want some, お尻

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5687

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep . They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixelated Puns: Admit it, this would be very LOLz

#youtube, Admit, Admit it, amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Happened, humor, internet, lolz, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, pixelated, Puns, quirky, social media, strange, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Video, viral

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Emeralds Found:	1509	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails! Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will bust out some sick dance moves whenever you play your favorite tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creepers who have been trained to give out free hugs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Pixelated Tubers: The Ultimate Retro Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Chuubas, Divegrass team, Gaming Community, Kiki, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Mozumi, pixelated, Retro, retro games, retro gaming, retro gaming love., Retro Streams, Tsunderia Extended, tubers, Ultimate, V&U, virtual entertainment, virtual youtubers, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, vtubing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things Vtubers and Retro Games! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we dive into the world of virtual idols and old-school gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures that will keep you coming back for more. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

HappyMine: Where you own nothing and love it!

consumerism, Contentment, decluttering, digital downloads, digital entertainment, fulfillment, Gaming, Happiness, HappyMine, I WILL BE HAPPY, I WILL OWN NOTHING, lifestyle changes, love, materialism, Minimalism, online shopping, ownership, possessions, satisfaction, Simplicity, store pages, transformers games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8037	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server so LEGENDARY that all the other servers trembled in fear. Why, you ask? Because on this server, you can ride UNICORNS into battle, build castles out of RAINBOWS, and even have dance parties with CREEPERS!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll never have to worry about owning anything ever again. That’s right, you heard me. You’ll be as happy as a LAMA rolling in diamonds, all while sipping on ENDLESS potions of AWESOMENESS.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.