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Crafty LOLs: Sterilized Trannies Edition

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7331
Buildings Constructed:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic saga of trannies voluntarily sterilizing themselves to end their bloodline and essentially committing self-genocide. It’s like a soap opera meets a sci-fi thriller, all in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

And just imagine the drama when these self-genociders grow old and realize they have no one to visit them. Will they regret their decision? Will they try to reverse it with some crazy potion or enchantment? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on, join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and absurdity. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Blocky Battles: Israel vs. Creepers – 48 Hour Countdown Begins Now!

48 hours, aggression, announced attacks, Attack, Battles, Begins.., blocky, Conflict, countdown, CREEPERS, Defense, hour, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, response, retaliate, RETALIATION, save face, SECURITY, Tension, uncertainty, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild, even world leaders like Netanyahu are trying to save face from our epic 48-hour announced attacks. Who knows what they’re going to attack next – maybe a giant block castle or a pixelated dragon? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just make sure to watch your back, you never know what crazy surprises await you in this server!

Blocky Bedlam: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Bedlam, blocky, Clients, cognitive behavioral therapy, college student, CREEPERS, crisis room, depression, dialectic behavior therapy, Feedback, feeling, Hospital, master’s degree, mental health crisis, outlook on life, scheduled appointments, self-doubt, Silence, sudden quit, Therapist, uncomfortable paper clothes, worries, zoom call

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring therapy sessions that leave you feeling more confused than when you started? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual therapy sessions where the therapists might quit on you mid-session, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell. Our paper clothes may not fit correctly, but our community sure knows how to have a good time. So come on down and let’s mine away those mental health issues together! Who needs real therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to?

Joe’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, CREEPERS, fear, ITS JOEVER, Joes, long trail, Party, tags, Tread

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because ITS JOEVER! This server is like no other, with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans around every corner.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who will lead you on a magical journey through the Technicolor Forest where trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with sparkling soda.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the dreaded Cactus King in a battle for the ages. Defeat him and claim his spiky throne as your own, ruling over the land with an iron fist (or a prickly one, depending on your preference).

So why wait? Join ITS JOEVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Average Jane’s Minecraft Madness: Where 5-6/10 Women Rule the World!

#5-6/10woman, #beautyisnteverything, #beautyisonlyskindeep, #beautywithin, #dontbefooled, #dontjudge, #dontjudgeabookbyitscover, #dontjudgeapersonsbyppearance, #excellentwife, #innerbeauty, #personalityoverlooks, #wifematerial, Appearances, Average, Janes, loveisblind, madness, Marriage, Minecraft, relationshipgoals, relationships, rule, truelove, wifeymaterial, Women, world

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Animals Bred:	126
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex’s mood swings? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some friendly competition in our weekly “TNT Olympics,” where players compete to see who can launch themselves the farthest using nothing but explosives and sheer determination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored llamas. Will you be the one to claim this epic treasure and become the ruler of the blocky universe?

So come on, don’t be fooled by appearances – join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your pixelated life!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

LowTierBaitCraft: Where even the worst memes can make it into our server!

/k/-fag, 1st world, affordability, ammunition, Budget, chump change, consumerism, Entertainment, Expenses, Gamers, Gaming Community, hobby, leisure, low tier bait, LowTierBaitCraft, luxury, memes, MONEY, past time activity, RANGE, Server, SPENDING, video games, WORST

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Are you tired of being a low tier bait gamer? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a high roller in the 1st world? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be willing to spend 5000 dollars just to be a part of it. And forget about wasting money on ammunition, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is your shot at becoming the ultimate Minecraft champion. So come join us and level up your gaming experience to a whole new level of awesomeness!

OyyCraft: Where Creepers Kvetch and Villagers Schmooze!

Conspiracy, CREEPERS, Deception, defense system, disbelief, EYES, Goyim, interception rate, Kvetch, Manipulation, military defense, missile defense, missiles intercepted, Oyy Vey, OyyCraft, Propaganda, Schmooze, skepticism, Swear, Technology, Trust, Truth, Videos, villagers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Votes:	5242	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we intercept 99.6000000% of missiles! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at missile defense. You can build your base in peace knowing that our llamas have got your back.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamonds and rare resources. Legend has it that the bunker is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you in.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking sheep who hold weekly poetry slams. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a sheep recite Shakespeare in a British accent.

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t look at those videos, don’t trust your eyes, and always beware of the ninja chickens.

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Get ready to tile and mine your way to victory in this epic server!

abema.tv, BA tourney, booru, booru.org, Document, Epic, forms, FRIDAY, GOOGLE, JST, M-League, madness, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, MONDAY, Ready, registration, repo.riichi.moe, Server, sheet, spreadsheets, THURSDAY, Tile, tourney, TUESDAY, Victory

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Mahjong tournaments, M-League matches, and a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We also host BA tourneys where you can show off your skills and compete against the best of the best. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic Minecraft adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft and Mahjong could go hand in hand? It’s time to level up your gameplay and join the madness!

Crafty Cancelled Chaos: Where the Party Never Starts!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Towns Built:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6428
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a sad sack in real life? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those depressing vibes. Our virtual world is filled with rainbows, unicorns, and endless amounts of cake. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house out of diamond blocks, a magical llama will appear and grant you three wishes. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn that frown upside down and join us today!