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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 4388 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
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