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4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dimension Hops:	12
Love Letters Sent:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

CelebHideoutCraft

AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	335554	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Emeralds Found:	7357
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

PutinsPuzzleCraft

biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting

MooCraft: Seaweed & 3-NOP Edition

3-NOP, 3NOP, additives, Advances in dairy nutrition, dairy, dairy industry, Delivery, digestion, Edition, Emissions, environmental footprint, greenhouse gas, Livestock, livestock methane emissions, manure, methane, moocraft, nutrition, PROMISING.., reduction, Science, Seaweed, seaweeds

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Towns Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9236	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are reducing livestock farts by 60% with advanced dairy nutrition science!!! 🐄🌿

we have seaweeds and 3-NOP to save the planet from cow toots!!! 🌎🐄

join us and help fight the greenhouse gas that makes up most of the dairy industry’s environmental footprint!!! 🌿🐄

save the planet, one minecraft block at a time!!! 🌍🐄

join now and be a hero in the battle against cow farts!!! 🦸‍♂️🐄

(Disclaimer: This server is not actually saving the planet from cow farts, it’s just a fun and silly way to attract players. Please don’t take this description too seriously.)

EdgeCraft smp

1.20.1, admin support, Anti-Griefing, base protection, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, family friendly, FTB, java, Minigames, Mod Pack, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Dimension Hops:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1

EdgeCraftSmp is a PVP modded Java Minecraft server thats brand new with anti griefing base protection based on the version 1.20.1. 100% family friendly, Full admin support just click the discord link to get access to the mod pack

EdgeCraftsmp.apexmc.co:26116

Norden Peaks

Adventures, Classes, collaboration, Community, Discord, dungeon crawling, Economy, Events, FANTASY, game diversity, Hardcore, java, Latin America, level-based, Medieval, narrative, optifine, Roleplay, RPG, Stories, storytelling, Whitelist

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Welcome to Norden Peaks! – Live a medieval fantasy where you are part of a great collaborative story We are the largest medieval/fantasy roleplay community in Latin America. We are dedicated to creating events, simulating experiences and crafting adventures. We are fascinated by stories and all the possibilities of fantasy. Our priority will always be the union between enjoying great roleplay experiences and adventures with RPG classes in days of intense dungeon crawling. – A hybrid of narrative roleplay and a level-based RPG We believe in game diversity, our community hosts users with a total focus on the stories they develop in role-playing, but also users who do not role-play and enjoy farming in days of intense dungeon crawling and class leveling. So if you are not interested in either of the two options we offer, there will still be a place for you.

Technical Information Minecraft Java Premium 1.17.1 Optifine Mandatory Contamos con Whitelist We don’t use mods you just jump in and play!

https://discord.com/invite/2jE69Ve4

nordenpeaks.crafted.pro:27869

Virtual Mirage Minecraft Server

disbelief, doubt, doubtful, dubious, Fake, hoax, IMPOSSIBLE, incredulous, Minecraft, mirage, NO WAY, not real, Questionable, Questioning, real, Server, skepticism, surreal, suspicious, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncertain, virtual

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Oh, it’s totally real, but in a totally wacky and wild way! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, our community is filled with friendly zombies, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers who just want to be your BFF. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP_LlamaLover Minecraft SMP

#youtube, ANONYMOUS, anonymous content, anonymous user, digital content, Entertainment, internet, Minecraft, multimedia, No. 15524514, ONLINE, Online Community, Q6iIKotKvN8, smp, SMP_LlamaLover, social media, trending, User-generated content, Video, video sharing platform, video streaming, viral, watch

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be fighting for your life against an army of zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, one wrong step and you’ll be plummeting to your doom. But hey, at least the view is nice!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes, because you’re gonna need them!

NoHugs4NakedMobs

aita, Beach, Boundaries, Communication, emotions, Friends, Guilt, Hug, hurt, husband, Insecurity, naked women, NoHugs4NakedMobs, nudity, relationships, Respect, San Diego, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	480493	Mines Excavated:	2728
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will hug you naked? Look no further! Join our server where hugs are mandatory and clothes are optional.

Imagine a world where you can hug your friends while exploring the vast landscapes of Minecraft, all while in your birthday suit. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But be warned, if you’re not comfortable with naked hugs, this server may not be for you. Our community is all about embracing freedom and breaking boundaries, both in-game and in real life.

So come join us and experience the most unique Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even make a new friend who loves naked hugs just as much as you do!