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Crafty Cure Crew

action, Adventure, Anime, comedy, Crafty, CREW, cure, cute, FANTASY, Friends, friendship, Heartwarming, magical creatures, Magical Girl, Magical powers, magical world, Mystery, sniffing, sparkles, teamwork, transformation, Villains, Wonderful Precure

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join now for a chance to witness llama riding competitions and chicken jousting tournaments!

Our server is home to the legendary Sniffing Sheep, a mystical creature that roams the lands in search of the rarest flowers to sniff. Who knows what kind of magical powers you might gain if you can catch a whiff of its enchanted aroma!

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Pixelated Pervs and Picasso

ACO, ai, ai nude, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGeneratd Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Frasier, guides, hdg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, models, Multiple views, nai, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, Picasso, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, SDG, SoC, Tags for Prompting, Trash, VT, Wiki

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Gods Slained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Multiple views Edition where you can explore the craziest worlds and embark on epic adventures.

Last time on Frasier, things got wacky and wild! From Guides to Animation, we’ve got it all. Need some help navigating this insane server? Check out our New User Guide and get ready to dive into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Block Merging and watch as your mind is blown by the possibilities. And don’t forget to check out our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section for some truly mind-boggling content.

Looking to take your Minecraft experience to the next level? Check out our Local install options and get ready to have your mind melted by the possibilities. With ComfyUI and Automatic1111, you’ll be unstoppable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft server and get ready for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this world of pure insanity!

Villager Retirement Home: Where Menas Go to Confuse Players

anti-Muslim, assimilation, Caliphate, confuse, Contempt, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Europe, families, home, immigration, integration, Islam, masochists, Menas, Migration, Multiculturalism, Players, political parties, Religion, Retirement, study, villager, work, Xenophobia

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ores Mined:	2233	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8508	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky fun and adventure!

Join us if you’re tired of being universally hated and want to be in a place where you’re actually wanted – unlike in Europe! Our server is the perfect place for all those who are incompatible with Europeans and want to build and create without any anti-Muslim or anti-immigration proposals getting in the way.

Why stay in Europe when you can join us and be embraced with open arms by fellow Minecrafters who don’t view you with contempt? Leave behind the masochistic tendencies of living in a place where no one wants you and come to our server where you can truly thrive.

So, leave behind your families, religion, and culture and join us in creating a new world where everyone is welcome – no caliphates here, just endless fun and laughter! Join us today and let’s build a brighter future together! Join now!

Post it Daily Minecraft Server

Consistent, Daily, dailyreminder, Dedication, determined, dontgiveup, encouragement, growth, inspiration, keeptrying, mentalhealthawareness, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, nevergiveup, patience, perseverance, persistence, positivity, post, selfcare, selflove, Server, successmindset

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of expert Minecraft players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding a pig! – We have a secret underground base where players can challenge each other to build battles with exploding sheep! – Our server has a magical unicorn pet that will grant you three wishes if you can find it hidden in the enchanted forest! – We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you a stack of diamonds if you can beat him in a parkour race through the End dimension!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious, and most EPIC Minecraft adventures of your life!

CraftyCreeperLand: Where Villagers Plot Revenge on India for Murdering Chinese

aggression, Asia, border, China, Chinese, Conflict, consequences, CraftyCreeperLand, Diplomacy, Dispute, escalation, Geopolitics, Himalayas, India, international relations, Military, murder, Murdering, Plot, power struggle, Revenge, soldiers, SOVEREIGNTY, SUPERPOWER, Tension, villagers

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	118123
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join India in their epic battles against Chinese soldiers in the Himalayas! Who knew building blocks could be used for such intense warfare? Join us now to witness the madness unfold!

Experience the thrill of dodging diplomatic consequences as you help India assert their dominance over China in the virtual world. Who needs real-life consequences when you can just respawn and keep fighting?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures awaiting you on our server. Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft battles you’ve ever seen!

CraftyBag – Where Minecraft meets Blue Archive in General #5205

-ive aLIVE, 2.5th Anniversary Livestream, 4koma, Archive, Bag Circles, Bag Clubs, Bag Friends., BagStreamApril2024, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, Cherino, chinatsu, Commissions, CraftyBag, Defense, Events, general, General Student Council, Global, Grand Assault, Grand Assault: Kaiten, Gregorius, guides, Hards, hinata, Holding the Bag, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, meets, Megu, Minecraft, Nagisa, Nodoka, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around, dragons flying overhead, and aliens trying to invade! It’s like a fantasy world on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond mountain where you can mine to your heart’s content. And rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest filled with diamond armor waiting to be found!

Join now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and epic quests await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Crafty Condoms: Protecting your blocks since 2009

always, birth control, blocks, condom reminder, condoms, Contraception, Crafty, health reminder, healthy choices, Prevention, Protecting, Protection, reminder, responsible behavior, safe habits, safe intercourse, safe practices, safe relationships, safe sex, sexual health, sexual safety, STD prevention, Use

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. – We have a secret underground base where we throw the most epic parties with creepers as DJs. – Our diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself is jealous. – The villagers in our server have a secret society that worships Steve as their god. – We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with a pit stop at the WITHER boss for a quick selfie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, always use condoms… I mean, always use your diamond sword responsibly!

BoomerCraft: Grandparents Gone Wild

age reversal, Bonding, BoomerCraft, comedy, Entertainment, family, Feel-Good, goodness, grandchildren, Grandma, GRANDPA, Grandparents, Happiness, Heartwarming, joy, love, Nostalgia, television, transformation, Turn Young Again, Wholesome, Wild

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	156
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wholesome that even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for all the players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.

If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wholesome adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether or find a hidden portal to the land of talking llamas. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us today!

Bookworms & Exhaust Fumes Minecraft

air quality, book care, book maintenance, book preservation, book storage, books, Bookworms, Damage, Environment, Exhaust, exhaust fumes, fumes, garage, indoor air quality, Literature, maintenance, Minecraft, Paper, preservation, Protection, reading, Safety, Storage, storage solutions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dimension Hops:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we keep our books in the garage because who needs a boring old bookshelf? Plus, the exhaust fumes add a little extra flavor to the pages, making reading a truly unique experience.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through dungeons filled with angry chickens and lava pits that lead to secret treasure troves. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you laughing and on your toes at all times.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just make sure to bring your gas mask for those garage book reading sessions!

FoodieCraft: Rate the Cuisine 1-10

Countries, cuisine, cuisine rating, Culinary, culinary arts, culture, Dining, DISHES, Exploration, Flavors, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Gastronomy, Global, International, national cuisine, Rate, Rating, Ratings, Taste, travel, world cuisine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can rate national cuisines from around the world while building your own culinary empire!

Join us and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other as you travel to different countries in search of the most delicious dishes. From mouth-watering sushi in Japan to cheesy pizza in Italy, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of food critics who will challenge you to EPIC cook-offs and taste tests. Can you impress them with your culinary creations and earn their coveted approval?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your cooking skills while exploring the diverse flavors of the world. Who knows, you might just discover the next big food trend or become the ultimate food connoisseur!