The MOST HILARIOUS Fake Minecraft Speedruns EVER… Minecraft Servers

PrimeCraft Server: Gaming Bros Feasting

Amazon, Bezos, bros, can’t wait, EATING GOOD, feasting, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming bros, Gaming Community, gaming gear, gaming laptop, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming monitor, gaming pc, gaming setup, good tonight, Play, prime gaming, PrimeCraft, rog ally, Server, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the Bezos bros’ ultimate playground!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own Amazon empire in the virtual world. Take on the role of a billionaire tycoon and dominate the economy with your insane business strategies.

But that’s not all! Our server is so epic that even Jeff Bezos himself plays on his ROG ALLY laptop. If it’s good enough for the richest man in the world, it’s definitely good enough for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the next Bezos bros success story!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, emotional turmoil, exclusion, Facebook drama, family dynamics, family photos, father in-law, Fiance, hurt feelings, inclusion, Minecraft, misunderstandings, private vows, relationships, Respect, Server, social media, Wedding, wedding day, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your father-in-law’s new fiancé shows up out of nowhere demanding to be included in your virtual wedding photos. But wait, there’s more! She starts causing chaos on the server, posting passive-aggressive messages for all to see, and even gets your in-game father-in-law to unfriend you! Can you survive the drama and come out on top?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where every block you break comes with a side of scandal. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

WeddingDressWarsMC

Apology, autistic, black tie, Communication, dark blue dress, dress code, family conflict, fashion, formal wear, misunderstanding, reception, sarcasm, sister’s wedding, sisterly bond, social event, special occasion, wedding attire, wedding dress, WeddingDressWarsMC, white dress

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring wedding dresses that you’ll only wear once? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and wear your “wedding dress” anytime you want!

Our server is perfect for those who want to break tradition and wear whatever dress they please, even if it’s dark blue and has been worn to multiple events. No judgment here, just fun and freedom to express yourself!

Join now and experience the thrill of wearing your “wedding dress” to every occasion, just like one player who wore hers to her sister’s wedding. The drama that ensued was epic, with misunderstandings, shouting, and awkward moments galore. But hey, at least no one else noticed what dress she was wearing, right?

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure on a Minecraft server where anything goes, join us today! Who knows what crazy fashion choices and misunderstandings await you!

GrassBlockGalore

Blessings, common occurrence, commonplace, Daily Life, everyday, everyday moments, Experience, familiarity, GrassBlockGalore, Gratitude, habitual, mundane, normalcy, ordinary, Overlooked, regular, Routine, simple pleasures, take for granted, unappreciated, usual

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	2621
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	906994
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block you break turns into a piece of chocolate cake! Yes, you read that right – delicious, moist chocolate cake just waiting for you to devour. But be careful, because if you eat too much cake, your character might get a little…plump.

Not only that, but on this server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing llamas appears out of nowhere to serenade you with their angelic voices. And if you manage to tame one of these majestic creatures, they will follow you around and spit confetti at your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! The sky on this server is always filled with flying pigs, who drop golden apples wherever they go. And if you manage to catch one, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical pig fairy who lives in the clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most delicious, and downright insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

40 rockets, airstrikes, Attack, Border dispute, Conflict, escalation, FIRED, hezbollah, international news, Israeli border, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Animals Bred:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch 40 rockets into northern israel from lebanon every hour for some wild pvp action! build your base, defend against the rockets, and conquer the land like a true warrior! plus, if you survive the chaos, you get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes! what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

CraftyCommiesWarzone

citizenship, combat deployment, Conflict, conscription, CraftyCommiesWarzone, drafted, eastern europe, foreign policy, government response, international relations, Military Action, military recruitment, military service, naturalized, official statement, political tensions, Russian army, Russian citizens, security concerns, Ukrainian conflict, war in Ukraine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6970	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	144	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where ten thousand recently naturalized russian citizens were drafted and sent to war in ukraine? like, what even is going on there, amirite? but hey, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about any of that drama. instead, you can build epic bases, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll make friends for life. so come on, join us and escape the chaos of the real world. it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

ToiletToucheCraft

bathroom design, bathroom etiquette, cleanliness, cultural norms, genital contact, Human Behavior, hygiene, involuntary touch, Language, male anatomy, men’s restroom, personal space, public facilities, public toilet, restroom habits, sanitation, social norms, specific name, toilet bowl, ToiletToucheCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret hidden treasure chest in every single public toilet bowl on the server! And get this, the exact spot where dudes touch their junk on the toilet bowl has magical powers that give you super strength in the game! Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So come on and join us for some wild adventures and toilet bowl treasure hunts!

Complexity Origins SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions raiding, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Mines Excavated:	2472
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Complexity Origins SMP, A Modded Minecraft (running fabric) smp with origins, factions, claims, server side anticheat and anti x-ray. mods listed in discord server.

complexityorigins.ddns.net

Ectoria

Biomes, Economy, Ectoria, Minecraft, new season, PvP, Server, Structures, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Towns Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Potions Brewed:	24

Join the new season of the Ectoria server, discover an unimaginable world with more than 70 new biomes, revisited structures.

91.197.6.31:25692

Just Some More Pineapples – a vanilla SMP server with a pinch of salt! 1.21 is the seasoning 😉

Age 18+, Community, Discord, Fabric, forever.., Friends, Join, Jux2, long term, Message, Minecraft, Mods, No Reset, Optimize, Performance, Pinch, Pineapples, player tag, progress, Projects, salt, Seasoning, Server, smp, tight-knit, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mines Excavated:	1373	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7725
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	JSMP
Owner	Juju
Age Requirement	18+
Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	No-Reset Server
Community Focus	Long term players, building a tight-knit community

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, please message Juju on Discord with the player tag “Jux2”. Juju will guide you through the process of joining.

2. What mods are installed on the server?

The server runs on Fabric 1.21 with mods designed to optimize and improve performance. Specific mod details can be provided by Juju upon request.

3. Will my progress be reset on this server?

No, this is a No-Reset Server, which means that your work and progress on your projects will stay forever.

4. What is the age requirement to join?

Players aged 18 or over are welcome to join the JSMP community.

5. How can I make friends on the server?

Building a tight-knit community with long-term players is the focus of JSMP. Interact with other players, participate in community events, and join Discord channels to connect with others.