New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • Ad Blocker Steve’s Minecraft SMP Fun

    Ad Blocker Steve’s Minecraft SMP Fun
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 5879
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for the most epic adventure of your life where adblockers and userscript managers will stop working in two weeks! But fear not, because we have a secret underground society of hackers who can help you edit the registry to give yourself 6 more months of ad-free browsing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to mythical creatures like the elusive Diamond Dragon who guards the rarest diamonds in the land. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Blocky Blast Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blast Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 1094
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Dimension Hops: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is the cum-shot compilation of Minecraft servers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and excitement. Our server will blow your mind with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride in the world of Minecraft!

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  • Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion

    Mindless Retards Minecraft SMP Invasion
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 8529
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Ores Mined: 5668
    Chimeras Created: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle of mindless retards defending a 7/10 woman named ‘mid’ against all odds! But wait, what if the genders were reversed? Picture the chaos that would ensue as society’s chivalrous honor disappears into thin air like arbitrary memes. Don’t be left behind in the AI revolution, join us now and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs excuses when you have bio-reductionist nihilism on your side?

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  • Frozen Chill Minecraft Server

    Frozen Chill Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 1632
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of freezing your pixels off in your boring old country? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is located in the fiery depths of the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the mobs are hotter than a blaze’s mixtape. Join us for a chance to warm up your blocky buns and experience the heat of a lifetime! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to build the craziest structures or face his wrath. So come on down to our server and let’s turn up the heat together!

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  • Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

    Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 985
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

    Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

    Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!

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  • ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server

    ❤️👑💎💎Best survival without GOD and FLY💎💎👑❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 1255
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 181 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Falling into the Void: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

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    There are currently 2 competitions taking place on the server.

    1. Competition for the best building with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! The competition has already started and will end on 02/01/2025. There’s still plenty of time to build something cool!

    2. Warp competition. The owner of the most visited warp receives 1000 rubles per card! The competition is repeated every month!

    Brief description:

    ⬛ Honest survival – NO WIPES at all!

    ⬛ Any donation can be purchased for GAME currency at an adequate rate!

    ⬛ There is a buyer of goods (similar to Holyworld), works, shops on chests.

    ⬛ Develop yourself. Build farms to sell items to buyers, save money to buy donations!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics have not been touched, nothing has been cut.

    ⬛ No one has OP, GOD, FLY!

    ⬛ Each player can install 1 Warp – FREE.

    ⬛ PVP – only in the arena.

    ⬛ Grief is prohibited.

    ⬛ Donations without whales and imbecile commands.

    ⬛ Build beautiful warp shops.

    ⬛ We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival!

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Longer rendering and simulation range!

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    Not a short description.

    ⬛Our server is a mixture of 2b2t Holyworld and Skyblock.

    We took “vanilla” from 2b2t, so no one has FLY or GOD. All players play without any donation privileges! Even the most powerful donation gives the player mostly only “status”. You will have to enchant good armor, look for elytra, and farm gunpowder for fireworks! Everything is like in a vanilla stock game!

    ⬛We took the economic component from Holyworld. We created a buyer that is very similar. Mine – farm resources, hand them over to the buyer – get coins. There are also jobs, the good old ones… Get extra coins for killing mobs and mining blocks. The jobs have undergone serious adjustments, we have only 2 professions and they combine many other professions (which were present initially without modification). Each player is automatically assigned to both jobs.

    ⬛From the skyblock, we took the nerdy component. There are tools on the server with loot 4 and 5. They are expensive. To earn these tools you need to build all sorts of farms – farms, dig and extract something, trade with players by building shops. Evolve – buy tools with more loot to get even more loot and get even more money to buy even cooler things in the game! And all this can be done WITHOUT DONATION AT ALL! The coolest donation can really be bought in 2-3 days of farming on cool farms! The server is full of examples among players who buy cool things for coins more than once!

    ⬛Besides all this, we DO NOT HAVE WIPES. Build beautiful houses, cities, warps, shops. Be as creative as you like. We have large privates even for players without donation!

    Around mid-December we are planning a competition for the most beautiful. construction on the server with a prize of 5,000 rubles per card! Don’t miss it!

    ⬛And we also prohibit toxicity, incitement and all kinds of bullying! We punish players for this. We have the friendliest community. The admin is almost always on the server and is ready to help with any questions!

    a1.storymine.ru

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  • Whimsical Wanderer Minecraft Server

    Whimsical Wanderer Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 2194
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 New Chunks Explored: 311902
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Magic Items Found: 2200
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 466
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing skeletons start performing a choreographed routine to our server’s theme song, “HOLOTORI Dance!” Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player, Nanashi Mumei, who can build entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a stick.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

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  • Liv Morgan Update Minecraft SMP

    Liv Morgan Update Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 6225
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything can happen, just like how Liv Morgan miraculously survived a devastating dropkick without breaking her nose! That’s right, our server is so wild that even WWE medical couldn’t believe it. So come on in and see what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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  • Why Is PC Gaming Dying? Minecraft Server

    Why Is PC Gaming Dying? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6337
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4925 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old PC gaming? Looking for a server that will make you spit out your Mountain Dew from laughing so hard? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got more shenanigans than a pack of wild Endermen on a sugar rush.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon that tells dad jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

    So why is PC gaming dying? Because everyone is too busy having a blast on our insane Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just watch out for those laser-eyed chickens…

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  • Under 5m Minecraft SMP gem, I’m just gonna post it once, Do Your Own Research

    Under 5m Minecraft SMP gem, I’m just gonna post it once, Do Your Own Research
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 9494
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Chimeras Created: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Emeralds Found: 6816
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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