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BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	119
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

CraftyFoodiesMC

anxiety, brain changes, brain chemistry, brain structure, CraftyFoodiesMC, depression, diet quality, eating habits, Food, health, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, nutrition, poor diet, psychological effects, research, study, Volunteers, well-being

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Votes:	2805	Evil Twin Fights:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

l5og.vanillaboxmc.ru

Industrial Earth: Renaissance – Vanilla Roleplay meets Geopolitical Chaos

Austria, borders, Chaos, Cities, Citizens, Community, Diplomacy, Earth, Faction, Features, France, gameplay, Geopolitical, Holy Roman Empire, Industrial, Leaders, meets, Nations, new friends, ottoman empire, power struggle, Renaissance, Roleplay, russia, Sieges, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6732	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Towns Built:	10	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Industrial Earth Minecraft Server

Features
Dynmap
War & Diplomacy
Sieges
Roleplay
16th Century World Map
Suggestion Chat for New Features
Nations like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, Russia, etc.
Power Struggle in the Holy Roman Empire

Join now at https://discord.gg/6W3JqmRhgr

World Map: http://212.192.29.86:25604

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I roleplay as a leader of a nation?	Yes, you can roleplay as the leader of many nations, including historical ones like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, etc.
Are there wars and diplomacy in the server?	Yes, players can engage in wars, border clashes, diplomacy, and sieges as part of the gameplay.
Is there a world map available?	Yes, the server has a dynmap to keep track of cities, borders, and nations on the 16th-century world map.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion chat where you can recommend new features to be added to the server.
What activities can I expect besides faction gameplay?	Players can also participate in other games from time to time within the community to enjoy various activities.

CraftyBiz Minecraft Server

astute entrepreneur, business acumen, business brilliance, business excellence, business genius, business mastery, Business Success, CraftyBiz, flawless business record, flawless career, flawless track record, impeccable business decisions, Minecraft, savvy businessman, Server, strategic decision making, successful entrepreneur

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers run by peasants who couldn’t make a good business decision if their lives depended on it? Well, fear not, because on our server, our owner has never made a bad business move in his entire life! That’s right, he’s like the Steve Jobs of Minecraft servers, except he actually knows how to treat his players right.

Join us and experience a world where every decision is a good one, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers apologize for blowing up your house. Our owner is so good at business that he once traded a single dirt block for a stack of diamonds. True story.

So if you want to play on a server where the owner is a business genius and the players are treated like royalty, then come join us. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about making deals and building empires in the world of Minecraft.

FruitCraft: Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Blood, children, devil fruit abilities, devil fruit users, devil fruits, fruitcraft, generation, genetic transfer, genetics, Minecraft, no weaknesses, perfect being, QUIRKS, Server, transfer abilities, weaknesses

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server where devil fruit abilities are taken to a whole new level! Not only do you get epic powers like shooting fireballs or turning into a giant, but you can also pass down these abilities to your Minecraft children! Imagine creating a whole family of unstoppable warriors with crazy devil fruit powers.

But wait, it gets even better. Rumor has it that if you combine certain devil fruit abilities, you can create the ultimate being with no weaknesses. Picture a Minecraft player who can fly, breathe underwater, and shoot lasers out of their eyes. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and see what kind of genetic madness you can create with devil fruit powers. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to unlock the secret to breeding the perfect Minecraft warrior. See you in the game!

ShedLifeMIL_NOPE

95 degrees, caring wife, Dangerous, Daughters, disability, extension cord, Fan, feasibility, homelessness, insulation, lack of space, lack of ventilation, Legality, mother-in-law, psychological issues, relative living, rent chip-in, shed living, ShedLifeMIL_NOPE, small house, texas

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	878	Gods Slained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2005
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Texas heat and turn sheds into luxurious living spaces! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge as you try to make your shed home cozy and comfortable, just like our player’s mother-in-law.

With no electricity or insulation, you’ll have to get creative with extension cords and fans to beat the heat. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and your shed-dwelling dreams.

Who needs a fancy house when you can live in a shed with all the rustic charm and ventilation issues you could ever want? Join now and show off your survival skills in the most outrageous way possible!

LeyenCraft: The Center Holds

Center, current events, DECLARATION, Democracy, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, Government, holds, leadership, LeyenCraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, resistance, Speech, Stability, Statement, Surge, Unity, von der Leyen

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s like, the center of all the craziness, man. von der Leyen herself declared it, so u know it’s gotta be good.

there’s, like, this surge of far-right players taking over Europe, but don’t worry, they’re all just here to have a good time and play some minecraft. it’s like a party up in here, with all the chaos and fun u could ever want.

join us on this server and be a part of the madness. build crazy structures, battle it out with other players, and just have a blast. von der Leyen said it herself, this server is where it’s at. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

MythCraft: Junk DNA LOL

Dna, Junk, lol, MythCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	8

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, secret treasure hidden in the caves that only the most epic players can find. like, there’s this one time this dude found a diamond sword that shoots lasers when you swing it. it was so lit, bro.

and like, we got this crazy story about how the myth of junk DNA actually hindered science on our server. like, scientists were all like, “oh, this DNA is just junk, it doesn’t do anything important.” but turns out, it was actually the key to unlocking super powers in humans. like, one guy on the server can fly just by thinking about it. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. we got treasure, super powers, and a whole lot of laughs. come on, dude, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

DQX: Where even the cows know how to square dance! (1.20.4)

1.20.4, bedrock, Community, console, Cows, Dance, Discord, dnd, DQX, Economy, Essentialsx, Events, Gaming, Hosting, integration, market, Minecraft, mobile, ONLINE, Roles, Shops, smp, Square, Staff, Village

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

DQX Minecraft Server Overview

Main Attractions	Description
Active staff members	Willing to help at any time
Periodic events	From building contests to drawing contests
Role system	Entirely obtainable roles with different perks
Spawn area	Nicely built by staff members
Economy system	Money drop from mobs, shop creation, item selling
Villager shops	Various items available inside Spawn
Player Market area	Buy protected areas, build shops
Village area	Protected plots available for purchase
Quality hosting	Smooth gameplay experience
Bedrock integration	Mobile/console player access
Discord server	EssentialsX integration

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is 1 month old currently.

Q: How many active players are there?

A: There are about 5 active players, looking for more to join.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more info and contact staff members for the server address.

Q: Are there any events on the server?

A: Yes, there are periodic events ranging from building contests to drawing contests.

Q: Can mobile/console players join?

A: Yes, there is Bedrock integration for mobile/console players.