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AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ores Mined:	4123	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

Skill4MinecraftSMP: Empathy!

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, innovation, leadership, Listening, Négotiation, organization, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, Skill4MinecraftSMP, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Votes:	3910
Farms Harvested:	540	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. The reason? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this dude on the server who can literally fly like a bird, I’m not even kidding bro. He’s like a Minecraft superhero or something. And then there’s this other guy who can turn diamonds into cheese, like what even is that? It’s wild bro, you gotta see it to believe it. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So yeah, if you wanna be part of this crazy world of madness and mayhem, you gotta join this server bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMinecrafters

advertising, blatant lie, Company, consumer fraud, consumer manipulation, corporate deception, CraftyMinecrafters, deceptive marketing, deceptive tactics, dishonest marketing, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false advertising, false claims, false promises, misleading advertisements, misleading claims, misleading consumers, unethical advertising, unethical practices

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding

1.5B, arms production, arms trade, CraftyUkrDefenseServer, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense contractors, defense exports, defense industry, defense investments., defense modernization, defense procurement, defense sector, defense technology, funding, Government, international funding, Military, military equipment, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.

join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.

plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: AmmoWars

AmmoWars, ammunition, Armed, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, discipline, Disciplined, foreign affairs, high-quality ammo, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military tactics, North Korea, North Koreans, political tensions, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north koreans as our disciplined players armed with high-quality ammo straight from ukraine!!! they will protect you from creepers and zombies with their expert shooting skills and military tactics. you won’t find a more badass group of players anywhere else in the minecraft universe. plus, they have some insane stories to tell about their adventures in the server, like the time they built a giant statue of kim jong-un out of diamonds or when they raided an enemy base using only pickaxes. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, you won’t regret it!!!

Empire Strikes Back Away From Prequels

#yoda, best, Characters, Darth Vader, dislike, Empire, Empire strikes back, Fans, Franchise, Furthest, galaxy far far away, iconic, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, movies, opinion, Prequels, Sci Fi, Sequels, space opera, Star Wars, strikes

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Mines Excavated:	3309	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, FAR AWAY FROM THE LAME PREQUELS AND SEQUELS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A JEDI MASTER BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER. MAY THE BLOCKS BE WITH YOU!

Pain Predictor – Brain Biosigns

Biomarkers, Biosigns, Brain, brain activity, brain patterns, Chronic pain, Decision making, Diagnosis, Healthcare, individualized medicine, medical science, neurology, neuroscience, Pain, pain assessment, pain management, Pain sensitivity, personalized treatment, predictive analytics, Predictor, Prevention, research, sensory perception, Treatment

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, u know how sometimes u just feel like ur brain is on fire from all the pain u feel? well, on this server, we have cracked the code on how to predict ur sensitivity to pain based on ur brain activity! like, imagine knowing exactly how much pain u can handle before u even feel it.

join our server for a wild ride of brain scans and pain predictions! u’ll be amazed at how accurate our biomarkers are in diagnosing chronic pain. plus, we have the best doctors in Minecraft who can help u prevent and treat any pain u may be feeling.

so come on over and let us read ur mind to help u live a pain-free life! u won’t regret it, trust me.

Neuro’s Swarm Headquarters 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, game integration, games, headquarters, merchandise, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ores Mined:	5696
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s run by a freakin’ neural network called Neuro-sama? Yeah, this AI overlord is learning to play osu! and even has a VTuber model to chat with players. It’s like playing Minecraft with a robot buddy who’s constantly ranting and singing – what more could you ask for?

Join the server today and witness the madness of Neuro-sama in action. She’s collaborating with other VTubers, playing games, and even dropping some sick beats. Plus, there’s a whole schedule of events to keep you entertained.

Check out the Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for more info. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, there are educational videos and resources to help you out. Trust me, this server is a whole new level of crazy fun. Don’t miss out!

CreeperBoyfriendIGoops

aita, bar celebration, Boundaries, Boyfriend, celebration, city’s football team, Communication, CreeperBoyfriendIGoops, creepy behavior, football game, front house window, instagram, misjudging, overreacting, perspective, privacy, relationship advice, social media, tiktok dance, UNCOMFORTABLE, Video recording

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9672
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate victories in the most epic and outrageous ways! Just like how our city’s football team won a big game and our players were cheering at the bar, we bring that same level of excitement to our server.

Join us for crazy celebrations and wild adventures, just like the time our player caught a rare pink sheep and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t worry, we promise not to film anyone through their windows – unless it’s a creeper trying to sneak up on you!

So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, every victory is worth celebrating in the most hilarious and unforgettable ways!