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BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP

Agreement, Ban, BanX_Comments_MinecraftSMP, Behavior, Comments.., Community, consensus, discussion, Etiquette, Guidelines, HARMFUL, inappropriate, internet, long tail tags, Moderation, online forum, reddit, rules, social media, Spam, TOXIC, trolling

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4554
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the grass is made of rainbow cotton candy. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five! It’s like a magical wonderland of derpiness and awesomeness. Plus, the admin is a talking potato who only speaks in puns. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! #PotatoPower #UnicornHighFives #RainbowCottonCandyGrass

MineCraftySchool2100

21st century education, artificial intelligence in classrooms, Collaborative Learning, critical thinking skills, digital textbooks, experiential learning, flipped classroom, future of education, futuristic teaching methods, global citizenship education, innovative learning, lifelong learning, MineCraftySchool2100, online education, personalized learning, problem-solving skills, project-based learning, STEM Education, sustainability education, technology in education, virtual reality in schools

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Emeralds Found:	6510	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Picture this: a Minecraft server so epic, it will go down in history as the greatest virtual classroom of all time! Join us and travel back in time to the 21st century, where you’ll learn about ancient relics like smartphones and social media.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with holographic textbooks and robot teachers. You’ll never want to leave once you experience our virtual reality field trips to the moon and back.

So why wait until 2100 to start learning about the past? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride through the history books like you’ve never seen before!

Butts of Anime 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, anime appreciation, anime butts, Anime Community, anime culture, anime enjoyment, anime excitement, anime fandom, anime fans, anime happiness, anime joy, Anime love, anime obsession, Butts, can you relate, Happy, make me happy, Relate

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Farms Harvested:	665	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	42	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do you ever just look at anime butts and feel pure joy bubbling up inside you? Well, guess what, this Minecraft server totally gets you!

Join us if you want to build a world where anime butts are the main source of inspiration for all our creations.

We’ve got pixelated booties for days, my dudes. And let me tell you, nothing is more satisfying than mining for diamonds while staring at some fine anime derrieres.

So if you’re a fellow butt enthusiast, come on over and let’s make this server the ultimate paradise for all things anime and bootylicious. Let’s get this party started!

BoyfriendBossCraft

adhd, anxiety, bedtime, Boundaries, BoyfriendBossCraft, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Controlling, fatigue disorder, Gaming, gaming addiction, light sleeper, Meetings, organization, relationship issues, self-care, sleep schedule, tiredness, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Animals Bred:	35
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of dealing with gamers who can’t tear themselves away from their screens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict bedtime policy! That’s right, no more late-night gaming sessions that leave you tired and cranky the next day.

Join us and experience the joy of going to bed at a reasonable hour, just like your parents always wanted. Our server is perfect for those who struggle with socializing too much and need time to decompress – we totally get it. Plus, we have a special feature that ensures you never have to sleep alone at night, even if you have severe anxiety. Our virtual nightlights will keep the monsters away and help you drift off to dreamland.

And if you’re tired of being the one who always has to make phone calls and appointments for your ADHD partner, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is full of helpful NPCs who can take care of all those pesky tasks for you. So come join us and say goodbye to fatigue, low mood, and endless gaming sessions that never seem to end. It’s time to prioritize self-care and get some much-needed rest on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP

ACADEMIC, creativity, critical thinking, Cultural awareness, curriculum, education, educational reform, environmental studies, financial literacy, global citizenship, innovation, learning, Life skills, mental health education, school subjects, SchoolSubjectMinecraftSMP, social justice, student development, teaching, technology education, vocational training

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers! Plus, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret potion that turns you into a chicken for 24 hours! So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away. But seriously, join us now before the llamas change their minds and decide to take over the world instead!

MuskCraft: Ban Twitter/X Links!

Ban, controversy, elon musk, Elon Musk behavior, Elon Musk controversy, INAUGURATION, internet, Links, MuskCraft, Online platforms, political event, public appearance, reddit, reddit community, reddit rules, social media, social media regulation, social-networking, tech billionaire, tech industry, twitter, TWITTERX

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so insane that Elon Musk himself tried to join, but couldn’t handle the level of excitement and had to leave after only 5 minutes!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

ÜmitCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, charges, criminal charges, criminal offense, extremism, far right, far right leader, Hate Speech, hostility, inciting hatred, leader, legal action, Minecraft, nationalism, political extremism, political party, Server, Turkish politics, Türkiye, Ümit Özdağ, ÜmitCraft, Victory Party

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	New Chunks Explored:	837568

So, like, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party up in here! We got the leader of Türkiye’s far-right Victory Party, Ümit Özdağ, causin’ chaos and gettin’ arrested left and right for incitin’ hatred and hostility. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, amirite? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Build with us, fight with us, and maybe even get arrested with us! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear! So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyPandaHealthCo

China, Commitment, cooperation, Covid-19, CraftyPandaHealthCo, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global health, global leadership, Healthcare, International cooperation, international relations, pandemic response, public health, solidarity, Support, united nations, US, Vows, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ores Mined:	1076
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	68
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

haha, u ever want to join a minecraft server that has the backing of a whole country? well, this server is supported by CHINA, bro! they got ur back like a creeper sneaking up on u in the dark. u know u want to be part of this epic adventure, where the mobs are as crazy as a panda on a sugar rush.

join now and be part of the epic quest to support the World Health Organization, just like China. u can build hospitals, research cures, and fight off viruses with ur diamond sword. who needs the US when u got China on ur side in minecraft?

come on, don’t be a noob, join this server now and show the world that u support WHO and have the power of China behind u. plus, u might even get a special panda pet to ride into battle. what are u waiting for? join now and let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Urban Hazards Hotspots

climate change, community development, Disaster, economic disparities, emergency preparedness, Environmental, Europe, exposure, hazards, hotspots, Infrastructure, low-income, mitigation, natural hazards, Population, resilience, Risk, rural regions, Urban, urban areas, urban density, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	941311	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	1284	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have 87 million Europeans running around getting exposed to natural hazards! It’s like a real-life disaster movie, but in Minecraft form!

We got hotspots everywhere, baby! Urban density and economic disparities are our middle names. You’ll never know what’s gonna hit you next on this server. Will it be a tornado? A tsunami? Maybe even a volcanic eruption? Who knows, but it’s gonna be lit!

So come on down and join the chaos. Build your house in a wealthy urban area or a low-income rural region. Just watch out for those natural hazards, they’ll get ya every time. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in Minecraft style!

Eternal Mane 1.20

beauty standards, body hair acceptance, body hair pride, body positive movement, body positivity, bushy babes, confident women, embracing diversity, ETERNAL, FEMINIST, Forever Hairy, hairy armpits, hairy arms, hairy chest, hairy everywhere, hairy eyebrows, hairy legs, hairy women, love yourself, mane, natural beauty., self love

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Farms Harvested:	184	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got the Bushy Babes, but none of that fat or old stuff, only the finest pixelated babes for your viewing pleasure. It’s like a virtual strip club, but with blocks and creepers instead of dollar bills. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re into fat and old pixelated babes, then maybe this server ain’t for you. But if you’re into the good stuff, come on in and let’s get blocky with it!