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GlacierPoo Boosted Land Revive

ANDES, animal conservation, Biodiversity, Boosted, climate change, dung enrichment, ecological balance, ecosystem recovery, environmental impact, GlacierPoo, glaciers, high altitude animals, Land, land revival, melting glaciers, mountain ecosystems, natural fertilization, Peruvian wildlife, plant growth, Revive, soil enrichment, south america, Sustainable Agriculture, Vicuñas

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8808	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ VICUNAS IN DA ANDES BE OUT HERE SAVING DA PLANET, BRUH! DEY BE POOPIN’ ALL OVA DA PLACE AND MAKIN’ DA LAND LIT AGAIN AFTER DEM GLACIERS BE MELTIN’. JOIN US AND BE A VICUNA HERO, HELPIN’ DA EARTH AND BUILDIN’ EPIC MINECRAFT CREATIONS AT DA SAME TIME! #VICUNALOVE #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTVICUNAS

Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.2

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, except the unicorns are actually creepers in disguise and the rainbows are made of TNT!

You can build the craziest, most epic structures you can imagine, like a giant hotdog castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re like a bunch of party animals who just wanna dance all night long.

Plus, there’s this secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find, and rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of derpy llamas wearing top hats. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CableCraft: Swedish Sabotage

CableCraft, Communication, criminal activity, cyber attack, Cyber Security, data cable, DiSRuPtiON, Incident, international waters, investigation, law enforcement, Maritime, rupture, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspects, Sweden, Swedish, Technology, Undersea, Vessel

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Gods Slained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

😂🤣 u wont believe wat happened on dis cray cray minecraft server! we got sweden out here seizin’ vessels cuz dey think someone sabotaged a undersea data cable! like wut? come join us on dis server where u can be part of da action like a spy or somethin’. maybe u can even help solve da mystery of who really caused da cable rupture! join now for da most insane adventure of ur minecraft life! 🚢🕵️‍♂️🔍 #swedenseizesvessels #minecraftmystery #crazyserverfun

Blocky Veins Server

blocky, blood circulation, blood clots, cardiovascular disease, circulatory issues, deep vein thrombosis, frequent standing, health implications, health risks, leg health, Long-term Health, occupational hazards, office health, recent findings, Risk, sedentary lifestyle, Server, standing, standing desk, varicose veins, vein health, Veins

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Farms Harvested:	373	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

so like, u know how standing up is supposed to be good for u? well, turns out it might not actually help with ur heart stuff. in fact, it could make ur veins all wonky and stuff. but u know what will help with ur health? joining our EPIC minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff to do, u won’t even remember what varicose veins are! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! who needs good circulation when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite?

Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Bro, forget the dust, join this Minecraft server and let’s build a world where dust doesn’t even exist!

You wanna mine diamonds? We got ’em! You wanna fight off creepers? We got ’em too, but they’re like, super chill and just wanna give you hugs.

And get this, our pigs can fly! Literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

So come on, join us and let’s create a Minecraft utopia where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, adds to the fun, right?

DementiaBindiBan Minecraft Server

Australia Day, cognitive impairment, consent, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, Dementia patients, DementiaBindiBan, dye allergies, elderly care, ethical boundaries, Hindu culture, Minecraft, patient distress, patient rights, professional boundaries, racism, reporting misconduct, Server, staff discipline, staff misconduct, vulnerable populations, workplace ethics

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6764
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects everyone’s rights, even if they can’t consent to playing? Look no further than our server! We don’t discriminate based on cognitive abilities or bindi-wearing status.

Join us for a wild time where even the most confused and distressed players can have a blast. Our staff may be Hindu, but don’t worry, they won’t be putting any red dots on your forehead without your permission.

Come join the fun and leave your worries at the door (or on your forehead, if that’s your thing). We promise not to suspend you for reporting any questionable behavior – in fact, we encourage it! Let’s make Minecraft a safe space for all, no matter their cognitive state.

ParentalPadSleeps

bedding, busy household, children, face pain, first day off, hair loss, Help, husband, Illness, ParentalPadSleeps, parenting, parents’ house, physically demanding job, Pregnancy, sick, Sickness, Support, time off, Upset

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	768	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends!

Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind, just like the player whose husband mysteriously disappeared when she got sick. Don’t worry, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any disappearing spouses – unless they’re off on an epic quest to find diamonds!

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? See you in the game!

TVShowVirginMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
New Chunks Explored:	145122	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness. We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff, it’s sooo cool.

And like, the admin is this super powerful wizard who can like, summon dragons and stuff. He once turned a whole village into chickens just for fun, it was hilarious. You never know what crazy shenanigans he’s gonna pull next.

Plus, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out for the title of ultimate champion. I once defeated a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword, it was epic. And the best part is, the winner gets a lifetime supply of cake!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. See you there, fellow gamers! #MinecraftSMP #Craziness #SirOinksalot

NoFreeDiamondsOrElse

anti-consumerism, consumerism, declutter, Free Items, Giveaway, materialism, Minimalism, no thank you, NoFreeDiamondsOrElse, not for me, not interested, not my style, not needed, pass, personal boundaries, possessions, Refuse, REJECT, Unnecessary, unwanted gifts, unwanted items

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Towns Built:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Farms Harvested:	579	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2002
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in the most valuable item of all – rotten flesh! Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and become the wealthiest player by hoarding stacks upon stacks of rotten flesh. Who knew decaying zombie meat could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of speedy baby zombies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Jockey Gang in a dance-off, they will bestow upon you the power of unlimited chicken nuggets. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame the Rainbow Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Whether you wish for a castle made of diamonds or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other bizarre surprises await you in this wacky world!

VirusCraft – Pneumonia Panic!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u get hit with a virus that gives u severe pneumonia, but like, in the game! u gotta fight off the virus while also building ur epic base and battling creepers. it’s like a double whammy of excitement and danger. join now for the most intense minecraft experience of ur life!