the long dark badges guide Minecraft Servers

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	794
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	956	Meteorites Collected:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	5292
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Farms Harvested:	426
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8036	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Animals Bred:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Masters

#Akafuyu, akg, Andreana, arknights, Blacknight, Chong Yue, Dorothy, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, lin.., Lunacub, Masters, Medic Vendela, Melanite, Min, Minecraft, Mining, Mlynar, passenger, puzzle, Qiubai, Reed, smp, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Star Shards Collected:	298	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1122	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to be put in a box.

Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of hidden gems, just waiting to be discovered. From secret underground bases to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why should you join? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Come hang out with us and let your inner goofball shine. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite place to call home in the Minecraft universe.

FosterCraft: Snitchin’ Edition

adoption, Boundaries, case worker, child advocacy, child welfare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Edition, emotional well being, family dynamics, foster care system, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, legal implications, professional ethics, Reporting, sibling relationship, Snitchin, support group, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mines Excavated:	3823

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your average creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, just like trying to herd a bunch of ocelots in-game.

Join us for a wild time where the only rule is to have a blast! We’ve got more twists and turns than a redstone contraption built by a noob. And speaking of noobs, even they will feel like pros on our server.

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect escape! It’s like diving into a pool of slime blocks – bouncy, unpredictable, and oh so satisfying.

So come on over and join the madness! Who needs a case worker when you’ve got a whole community of fellow Minecrafters to support you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh until the cows come home (literally, we have a cow farm on the server). See you in the game!

CraftyLifeUpgrade

CraftyLifeUpgrade, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habits, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, motivation, personal growth, positive impact, positive thinking, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, Time management

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Farms Harvested:	905	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start following you around, offering to trade rare items for emeralds. Or how about the time when a pack of mischievous chickens stole all the diamonds from the local village and you had to embark on a quest to retrieve them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for singing opera. Join us and witness the most epic battle of high notes you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, your life will never be the same again!