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HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Potions Brewed:	81	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5935	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Animals Bred:	90	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchantments Applied:	161
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchantments Applied:	213
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	New Chunks Explored:	286603
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?