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MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mines Excavated:	1787
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	845
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crops Grown:	9837	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ores Mined:	2410
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	6892	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

activities, Adventure, building, Casual, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, FUNCTIONALITY, Grinding, Mining, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Players Killed by Monsters:	8759	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

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Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	138
Crops Grown:	9280	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!