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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9654 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a giant chicken in a tutu.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move and the zombies do the thriller dance.
So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, did we mention we have a pet llama that tells dad jokes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.