the hitmen mix – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

UndergroundNavalBase Minecraft Server
Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Israel, maritime defense, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military technology, Minecraft, naval base, nuclear deal, Persian Gulf, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strait of Hormuz, strategic location, Tension, Underground, UndergroundNavalBase, US
come join our minecraft server and escape the tension of real world drama like iran and US beefin’ over naval bases. our server is so underground, it’s literally underground like iran’s new base. but don’t worry, we ain’t beefin’ with nobody, just chillin’ and buildin’ epic bases with your pals. who needs war when you got blocks to stack, amirite? plus, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures just like iran’s base, except ours are way more fun to explore. so come on down and join the fun, no drama, just blocks and laughs.

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NATOvsRussiaCraft
aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military exercises, military readiness, nato, NATOvsRUSSIACraft, potential conflict, Preparation, russia, SECURITY, strategic planning, Tension, War, Western Europe
so like, u know how russia is always like, “we are big and strong, don’t mess with us”? well now they are like, “we need to prepare for war with nato, they are coming for us!” so they are like, building up their army and stuff. but like, instead of all that drama, why not join our minecraft server instead? we have epic battles and crazy wars, but like, with blocks and stuff. you can build your own army of chickens and take down the evil sheep empire. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from the nato spies. so come join us and let’s show russia how it’s really done in minecraft land!

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Pixel Fusion Network 1.20
ai, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGenrated Art, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, Fusion, LoRa Training, models, Network, OP Pasta, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, Smoking Hot
Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for the Smoking Hot Edition, where things get spicy and wild!
We’ve got more mods and add-ons than you can shake a stick at! From ComfyUI for the experienced players to Automatic1111 for the beginners, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t forget about Forge, the A1111 Fork that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Check out our FAQ for all the juicy deets and links to Controlnet, Samplers, LoRa Training, and even AMD GPU info. It’s a smorgasbord of Minecraft goodness!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got Models, Embeddings, Characters, Celebs, Prompts, and even fetish content! Get ready to explore a whole new world of Minecraft possibilities.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to have the time of your life! Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get crazy!

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Prime Potato Madness
2024.., aging, feeling old, final form, getting older, growing up, longing, looking back, madness, Memories, missing the past, Nostalgia, past, peak, Potato, Prime, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, time flies, time passing, wistful
Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We’re like, in our prime and we ain’t even at our final form yet. It’s like we’re time traveling to 2024 and back again, it’s wild! Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

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WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server
aunt, awkward, birthday celebration, celebration, Company, cost, cousin, destination wedding, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family gathering, free food, guilt tripping, Loneliness, Minecraft, Mistreated, open bar, sensitivity, Server, ungrateful, Wedding, WeddingCrasher
Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of awkward interactions and passive-aggressive behavior just like the story above.
Experience the thrill of being treated like an outsider in a world where you thought you belonged. Sit in the back pew of our virtual church and get shamed for not being a “real family member.” Watch as your virtual aunt and uncle roll their eyes at you and pretend you don’t exist at our virtual wedding receptions.
But wait, there’s more! Get guilt-tripped into attending virtual destination weddings that will cost you a fortune, all while being accused of using your virtual family for free food and company. It’s the ultimate test of patience and resilience in the face of virtual family drama.
So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of virtual family relationships. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

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CreeperDramaCraft
Apology, Boundaries, Confrontation, coworker conflict, coworker relationships, CreeperDramaCraft, discrimination, Homophobia, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ discrimination, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ visibility., lunchroom etiquette, office dynamics, office gossip, office politics, professional behavior, sharing food, social norms, workplace drama, workplace inclusivity
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can share virtual chicken with your friends without judgment? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing pixelated poultry with your buddies while building epic structures and battling mobs.
But beware, there may be a Betty lurking around the virtual corner, ready to report your food-sharing shenanigans to the virtual manager. Will you stand up to her like a boss and make her cry virtual tears? Or will you apologize and keep the peace in this wacky virtual world?
Join now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with drama, friendship, and of course, plenty of chicken! Who knew a Minecraft server could be so entertaining?

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Frostvale Realm 1.20.6
#baubau-related content, 1.20.6, 3D Debut, baubau, Birthday 3D Live, debut, Frostvale, fuwamoco, hololive, Livestream, merch, Mita Pantsu Edition, Music, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Realm, Schedule, songs, Unarchived Content, virtual youtuber, VN/anime list, VTL team info, youtube channel
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got more craziness than a pantsu party at a clown convention! Explore our virtual world and experience the chaos firsthand. Why join? Because we’re as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible!

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Babysit29 Minecraft Server
28 year old, 29 year old, Attachment Style, babysit, Babysit29, break up, Breakup, Cheated on, communication problems, Drinking, family, hook up, Minecraft, relationships, sad, self-destructive, self-destructive behavior, Server, sibling, sister, Therapy, verbally abused
Are you tired of dealing with self-destructive siblings who can’t seem to get their act together? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of real life and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft castle?
Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense from your sister or anyone else.
And if you ever feel like you need a break from building, you can always join our virtual therapy sessions where we help players work through their attachment styles and communication issues. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?
So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PrankWars911 – NoBailouts
arrested, blocked, consequences, expelled, friend trouble, friendship ended, grades prank, heated argument, intervention, NoBailouts, parental involvement, prank warning, PrankWars911, school prank, social media, Support, teenage drama, trespassing, warning ignored
Are you tired of boring friends who get expelled and arrested for silly pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun, where the only trouble you’ll get into is trying to find diamonds in the depths of the earth.
Forget about changing grades in real life, on our server, you can build your own school and be the principal of your wildest dreams. And if things go wrong, don’t worry, we won’t call your parents to yell at you like Jackson’s dad did.
So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends like Jackson when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to laugh and play with? See you in the virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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Blockageddon: The Ultimate Threat
Artificial Intelligence, biggest threat, Blockageddon, climate change, cybersecurity threat, economic collapse, environmental degradation, existential threat, global crisis, Humanity, mass extinction, natural disasters, nuclear war, overpopulation, pandemic, political instability, public health crisis, resource depletion, social inequality, Technological warfare, threat, Ultimate, War on Terror
The biggest threat facing humanity is not some crazy alien invasion or zombie apocalypse, no no no. It’s actually the lack of fun and laughter in our lives! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken and a pair of fuzzy slippers. Build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, like a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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