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CraftyBanter Minecraft Server

bad condition, budgeting, cost analysis, CraftyBanter, Decision making, Financial Planning, fixer upper, home improvement, Home ownership, improvement projects, Investment, long-term investment., maintenance, Minecraft, property assessment, property value, real estate, Removal, renovation, Repair, serious answers, Server, Upgrade

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Treasure Maps Found:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete disaster… in the best way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of constantly having to fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Yes, you read that right. Killer bunnies with diamond swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity pops out and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance Justin Bieber or Beyonce? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with soda. But beware, the gingerbread men guarding the treasure chests are not to be underestimated.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest gaming experience of your life!

Bestie’s Big Day: Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Besties, big, Bridesmaid, Day, fear of attention, guest, hurt feelings, maid of honor, Minecraft, panic attack, Server, social anxiety, twin sister, Wedding, wedding attendance, wedding ceremony, wedding day, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding mood, wedding party, wedding reception, wedding request, wedding vows

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your fear of being the center of attention? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to make you stand with the other players during important events. We totally get it, social anxiety is no joke, and we want to make sure you feel comfortable.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have had panic attacks at their own weddings and just can’t handle the pressure of being in the spotlight. We’ve got therapists on hand to help you work through your fears and make progress in a supportive environment.

So come join us and be a guest at our virtual weddings, where you can relax, have fun, and not worry about ruining the mood. Trust us, you won’t feel left out here – unless you want to, of course. Join now and leave your social anxiety at the door!

TrolleyTroubles: Mom Edition

baby, Behavior, Boundaries, Confrontation, Courtesy, crowded, diaper bag, disturbance, Edition, Etiquette, front row, Kids, Mall, Manners, mom, parenting, Permission, Respect, shopping trolley, Show, TrolleyTroubles

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7788
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no one will sneak their kids into your virtual shopping trolley! Unlike that crazy mall experience, on our server, you can build your own trolley and no one will stomp all over it (unless you want them to, we don’t judge).

Join us for a wild adventure where you can say “yes” to putting someone’s virtual daughter in your trolley, but only if they ask nicely. And if anyone’s kids start shaking your trolley or causing a ruckus, you have every right to kick them out (virtually, of course).

So come on down to our server and let loose your inner shopping trolley guardian. Who knew virtual shopping could be so intense and drama-filled? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting decisions!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

America, Candidate, CraftyCampaigns, dream, dream candidate, dream team, election, FANTASY, Future, hopeful, hopefuls, ideal, leadership, long shot, Minecraft, Political, Potential, potential candidates, president, Server, speculation, wish list, Wishful thinking

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Imagine a Minecraft server where the President of America is actually a chicken wearing a top hat and monocle! Yes, you heard that right. This server is not your average political simulation, it’s a wild ride of feathers and fancy accessories.

Join us for a chance to witness the most epic debates between the chicken President and a group of talking cows who are running for Vice President. Will they discuss important issues like global warming and healthcare? Nah, they’ll probably argue about who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual White House.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and battle evil zombie politicians who are trying to take over the server. Will you be able to save the day and restore peace to this wacky world?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest presidential campaign you’ve ever seen. Who needs real-life politics when you can have chickens in top hats instead? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PixelCoincidenceCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, destiny, eXtraordinary, fate, Mind Blowing, odd, peculiar, peculiar occurrences, PixelCoincidenceCraft, quirky, Random, Real Life, serendipity, strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, Uncanny, UNUSUAL

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that you questioned if you were actually living in a Minecraft simulation? Well, get ready for more mind-blowing moments on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest coincidences that will make you question reality itself. From randomly stumbling upon a diamond block while mining to encountering a herd of pink sheep in a desert biome, our server is full of unexpected surprises that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. So why wait? Join now and get ready to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft!

BandDramaCraft

ARTISTRY, BandDramaCraft, BELIEF, Breakup, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, Drama, Emotional healing, enjoyment, greatest bands, group therapy, History, legendary bands, Masterpieces, Music, reconciliation, teamwork, Therapy, Unity

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we bring together all the drama queens and kings for the ultimate group therapy session!

imagine a world where the beatles never broke up because they had a safe space to work out their differences while building epic structures in minecraft.

we’ve got griefers turning over a new leaf, pvpers learning to hug it out, and redstone engineers creating mind-blowing contraptions to express their emotions.

come join us and be part of the most dysfunctional yet harmonious community in minecraft history. who needs therapy when you have blocks to place and friendships to build? let’s make some masterpieces together, one pixel at a time.

ZiazyuMc

24/7 Support, Adventure, Community, Cracked Support, Crates, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Jobs, key, Kit, Levels, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Ranks, Server, virtual, ZiazyuMc

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Hey join this server for best experience – crates/key/jobs/ranks/kit – levels – 24/7 support – cracked support

148.113.0.153:30000

SMRproject Sky&TechnoMagic Minecraft server

banner, description, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, GIF, HiTech, Industrial Craft, Lazy, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Server, SKY, SMRproject, technomagic, Thaumcraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Votes:	4510	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

The owner of the server «SMRproject SkyampTechnoMagic» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Slayin’ and Playin’ on SlayerzSMP, where chaos is only semi-organized!

Chaos, crystal pvp, Economy, join now, No Lag, no toxic players, perfect economy, playin, semi anarchy, semiorganized, Server, SlayerzSMP, Slayin, Unique

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Void Gems Collected:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crops Grown:	2321	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

SlayerzSMP Server Overview

Description	Meet The SlayerzSMP. A Unique Economy Crystal PVP server.
Features	No lag, no toxic players, perfect economy
Join Now	Slayerzsmp.minefort.com
Port	25565 or 19132 if 25565 doesn’t connect

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server lag-free?	Yes, our server has no lag.
Are toxic players allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate toxic behavior.
What makes the economy on this server perfect?	We have carefully balanced the economy to provide a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.
How can I join the server?	Simply visit Slayerzsmp.minefort.com and follow the instructions.

BoomerKing Minecraft Server

action-packed, Adrenaline Rush, boomer shooters, BoomerKing, challenge, classic games, Competitive Gaming, Fast-paced, First Person Shooter, Gaming, high score, intense gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, reaction time, Reflexes, retro games, Server, Single player, skill-based, Twitch Gaming, video games

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to claim your rightful throne as the true KING of boomer shooters? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for all boomer shooter enthusiasts!

Join us and embark on epic quests to prove your dominance in the pixelated realm. Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen, duel with other players in intense PvP battles, and show off your building skills in our insane build competitions.

But beware, for the current king is a ruthless tyrant who will stop at nothing to maintain his reign. Will you challenge his rule and rise to power, or will you cower in fear like the rest of the peasants?

Join our server now and let the battle for boomer shooter supremacy begin! Remember, only the strongest and craziest players will survive in this wild and wacky world.