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The First Descendant Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Villages Defended:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Void Gems Collected:	39
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9395	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3677
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	30

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ores Mined:	9871	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	3633	Emeralds Found:	3235
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4157	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mines Excavated:	3594	New Chunks Explored:	777452
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

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